Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia

Synopsis: Asterix crosses the channel to help second-cousin Anticlimax face down Julius Caesar and invading Romans.
110 min

Exercise No. 1:

"How to whip Romans."


Violence is for the weak.

What did you say?

Sorry, Asterix, I lost control.

It's only human.

And at least

it didn't mess up your hair!

- You guys are crazy!

- No.

Come on, follow us.

With a little luck, We'll find a patrol.

There aren't many Romans left,

they're all in Britain...

Where'd he go?

I'm lucky to live in Lutetia.

But I needed a change of scenery

so I came to the country.

I think it'll help my songwriting.

I'm a bard.

Hey, you just gave me an idea!


I'll build ye a dolmen

Where love will reign

Where love is everything

And you'll be my queen...

How pretty!

That's because you inspired it.

Excuse me,

you're not here to court pretty girls

but to become a man.

Hey, morons,

a man isn't necessarily

a thick-headed brute.

A man can be someone sensitive

who can say "I love you",

who's not afraid to cry.

Oh, how true!

So if you'd kindly blow off, peasants.

No, let me.

I say. I believe I've found

the right place.

You've travelled far, British friend.

What can I offer you?

Wild boar? A beer?

A cup of hot water, please.

Is that all?

With a cloud of milk. Thank you.

Asterix, Obelix,

meet Jolitorax.

He's just arrived from Britain

to seek our help

against the Roman invader.


Please, shake me by the hand.

- Obelix!

- Obelix, behave!

- He said to shake him.

- He's a Brit. They talk different.

Are you ok?

Jolly good show.

What strength!

I suppose it's the magic potion?

Obelix fell in it as a baby.

Not again...


with that strength,

we'd easily beat the Romans, eh what!

- Why do you keep saying "what"?

- Say what's what?

I asked Panoramix

to prepare some magic potion.

That's a lot of potion.

That is why you and Obelix

will escort him.

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