Ashens and the Quest for the Gamechild Page #4

Whatcha doing?

I'm going on a trip.

Where?

To find the Game Child.

A quest!

It's not a quest!

Okay, fine! Where do we begin?

Not 'we', 'me'.

But it was my idea!

Yeah, well I work alone!

Ooh I work alone!

That's stupid!

No it's not. You're stupid.

You see?

You say I haven't changed! You haven't changed either.

Ooh, Mr. Secretive! "Oh don't touch my things!"

"Everything's so precious!"

Would it really kill you to let me join you?

Okay, you can come, but don't slow me down, yeah?

Oh great! Oh, this is going to be so good!

This is going to be amazing!

What are you wearing?!

Well... Well you know... Uh...

There's a time and place...

You know I l- It's one of- You know what it's like- You never been-

It keeps me warm!!!

Go and get ready! And change out of that!

Hi, Ashens!

Hey, fella, I'm Richard.

It's nice to meet you! I'm Chef Excellence!

Fair enough...

Well, it looks like we're going on another mission.

Well, I am.

Great! What are we tracking down?!

Sorry, Richard. I'm doing this one alone.

Well, Geoff here is going to tag along.

W-w-why can't I go?!

Because you've let me down too many times!

I'm sorry, Stuart, I'll make it up to you!

Maybe next time, eh?

Sorry, buddy.

So, where are we heading, Stuart?

To see my old professor from uni, and he is not going to be happy to see me.

Why?

It's complicated.

That's not very helpful, Stuart, what happened?

I left his research team in the middle of a big project.

Why?

It was to do with my girlfriend at the time.

Alright?

Hey, Stu, let me handle this.

A true Chef is a master of all communication.

You alright there, my good man?

Let me handle this.

I didn't know you could speak Klingon.

Go and find us somewhere to sit, yeah?

'Scuse me.

Pint of whatever's cheapest, please.

Hi.

Hello.

So, uhh... Nice spoon you've got there.

I'm trying to bend it, with my mind!

You try.

Oh, no, I'm alright, mate.

Do not try to bend the spoon.

But you said to bend the spoon.

To bend the spoon is impossible. Only try to realise the truth.

That there is no spoon.

There is a spoon, you just gave it to me. I've got it right here.

The spoon only exists in your mind!

No, it exists in my hand! Look!

Physically real spoon.

It does not exist!

Right!

Peanuts on the spoon!

Peanuts are real.

But the spoon? No, sir.

Yes! So what, are they floating in the air?

No...

Are they floaty-peanuts?

It's a bloody spoon! It's in my hand

It's not real!

This is clearly a spoon, look!

It's not real!

Spoon! Spoon! Spoon!

Lalalalalalala!

There!

See?!

Cheers.

I wish people would stop doing that to me.

So, what was that about over there?

Don't know, just some guy who's really confused about the existence of cutlery.

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