Artists and Models Page #3

and you stay away from 4A.

I don't want her thinking

that she's moved into skid row.

You mean she's an artist

who makes money?

Paid her rent in advance.

Remember, any more noise, and you're

gonna be using the kerb for a pillow.

Oh, all right, Mrs. Muldoon, I'll watch it.

From now on, I'll sleep with Band-Aids

over my mouth. Band-Aids.

Band-Aids on my...

Successful artist.

Maybe if she saw

some of Rick's paintings...

There's someone at the door, Abby.

There's someone at the door.

What goes on at this place?

First the banshee downstairs,

and now something else.

I don't know how I let you

talk me into moving here.

Because it's Greenwich Village

and it's romantic.

Besides, my horoscope said

this is where I'd meet my true love.

Hold it. Finish this pose.

What'll I say now?

Good evening.

My name is Eugene Fullstack,

and I hear

you're a very successful artist.

And thought maybe that you could

meet my good friend Rick Todd,

who I believe is one

of the better painters.

And I thought if someone so successful

like you would talk to him,

you might just cheer him up.

You see, he's getting very discouraged

just hanging around.

So am I.

Good evening.

My mame is Eugene Fullstack,

and I thought...

Rick! Rick!

Rick! Rick! Rick!

Rick, I just saw the Bat Lady

upstairs, Rick! Wake up!

Honest, I saw her for real

on the fourth floor.

Rick, I'm trying to tell you something.

On the fourth floor...

- Help! Help! Police!

- Oh, I'm sorry. No, lady, don't yell.

- It's a mistake . No, lady, don't yell.

- Help!

- Help! Help! Police!

- No, lady, please.

- No yelling. Lady...

- Help! Help!

- I'm sorry, lady.

- Police! Help!

Help! Police!

The Bat Lady, the fat lady!

Rick! Rick!

Rick, Rick.

- Rick, I saw the Bat Lady uptairs.

- What?

- I saw the Bat Lady upstairs.

- Sure you did.

She made a three-points landing

on the roof. Sure.

No, I'm not kidding.

This is honest, really.

She's upstairs on the fourth floor.

Just take it easy.

Look, will you go back to sleep?

No, this is serious, Rick.

Honest, the Bat Lady scared me

and I ran into the fat lady.

What Bat Lady, fat lady?

What are you, crazy?

No, I'm not crazy. This really happened.

Let me explain.

You see, upstairs is the Bat Lady.

I ran up to the Bat Lady

and she scared me,

- so I ran downstairs to the fat lady.

- Sure.

She scared me

worse than the Bat Lady, see?

- Yeah, sure.

- I was running downstairs

- to tell you about the Bat Lady.

- Eugie.

But the Bat Lady caught me,

the Bat Lady scared me.

- The fat lady was downstairs.

- Eugie!

I ran downstairs

to tell you about the fat lady.

You're just having

one of your bad dreams.

Now, will you get back to sleep?

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