Army of Darkness Page #2
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- 1992
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Halt!
Thank you, generous hosts!
ARTHUR:
Sword boy!For that arrogance,
I shall see you dead.
(GUN FIRING)
Yeah.
All right, you primitive
screw heads, listen up.
See this?
This is my boom stick!
It's a 12-gauge,
double-barreled Remington.
S-mart's top of the line.
You can find this in the
sporting goods department.
That's right. This sweet baby
was made in Grand Rapids,
Michigan.
Retails for about $109.95.
It's got a walnut stock,
cobalt blue steel
and a hair trigger.
That's right, shop smart.
Shop S-mart. You got that?
WOMAN:
Yes, sir. Right.WOMAN 2:
Yes, sir.Now I swear,
the next one of you primates
even touches me...
(YELLING)
(GROWLING)
(BELLOWING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Now, let's talk about
how I get back home.
(WOMEN LAUGHING)
(BURPING)
I prithee to
forgive me, m'lord.
I believed thee
one of Henry's men.
First you wanna kill me,
now you wanna kiss me.
Blow.
(DOOR OPENING)
So what's the deal?
Can you send me back or not?
Only the Necronomicon
has the power.
An unholy book
which we also require.
Within its pages are passages
that can send you back
to your time.
Only you, The Promised One,
can quest for it.
I don't want your book.
I don't want your bullshit.
Just send me back
to my own time.
Pronto, today, chop...
(WATER SPLASHING)
You shall die!
(GRUNTING)
(CACKLING)
the Necronomicon!
We shall feast
upon your souls!
It's a trick. Get an ax.
(SCREAMING)
ARTHUR:
Guards, stop it!MAN:
Catch the witch!MAN 2:
Death to the witch!WITCH:
Have some porridge!My eyes! I'm blind!
Oh, God, I'm blind!
No, don't!
Yo, she-b*tch.
Let's go.
Ya-hoo.
If the Necronomicon fell into
the hands of the Deadites,
all mankind will be
consumed by this evil.
Now will thou quest
for the book?
ASH:
That one.(BOTH GASP)
Groovy.
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
What's the matter?
You raised in a barn?
Shut the door.
Probably was raised in a barn
with all the other primitives.
The wise men say that thou art
The Promised One.
'Tis said that
thou wilt journey for
the book to help us,
and that thou wilt lead
get the book is to get home.
I believe that thou wilt
be leaving in the morning.
Don't touch that, please.
Your primitive intellect
wouldn't understand
alloys and compositions
and things with
molecular structures in the...
What are you doin'
here anyway?
I wanted to say
that all of my,
all of my hopes
and prayers go with you,
and I made this for thee.
Good, I could use
a horse blanket.
Give me some sugar, baby.
ASH:
Come on, boy!Steady now. Whoa.
What? What is it?
This path will lead you
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