Arlo: The Burping Pig Page #2

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girls will all be settled in.

Yeah.

[Ilana] Morning, sunshine!

Hey, there, pumpkin!

How did you sleep, huh?

Okay, I guess.

Okay, you guess, come here.

[muffled pop music]

Hey, Jess!

[Ilana] Jessica. Hello.

Jessica!

- Good morning.

- Yeah, okay, what?

No earbuds at the table.

- Ow!

- Sorry!

Watch where you're going!

Let's not read at breakfast.

Why are you even

reading anyways?

School hasn't started.

Oh, you know, to learn stuff.

Like did you know that

an entire starfish

can regrow from just one arm?

Can you regrow an entire sister?

Mom, Dad, are you

sure we're related?

- Sometimes I wonder.

- Can we please just be nice?

As a favor to me,

would you do that?

I'm not gonna see you guys

for a couple weeks, all right?

Today's a big day for all of us.

A very big day. You guys

get to see your new schools.

Go get 'em, ladies!

- I gotta get to the airport.

- Okay.

- I'm gonna miss you, Daddy.

- You'll miss me?

Oh, I'll miss you

too, all right?

Hey, look. You call me

whenever you want, okay?

- Okay.

- Alright, bye.

- Have a safe trip, Dad.

- Hey, mm.

And don't worry about a thing.

I will keep an eye on

the place while you're gone.

That's what I'm worried about.

Come here, come here.

Listen to me, no wild

parties while I'm gone.

Unless your mom

throws 'em, okay?

[everyone laughing]

All right?

Just give her a break, okay?

- Hey!

- [laughs]

I'll see you soon, okay?

Two weeks, alright?

- Okay, two weeks.

- Bye, good luck!

Thanks.

[laughs]

[sighs]

Bye, ladies.

So can I stay over

at Marcia's tonight?

All the girls are doing it.

It's like Susie

and Robin, Becky and me.

- Who are these people?

- Uh, they go to my school.

And they're also on

the cheerleading team.

- They're super cool.

- Well, wait, wait.

How do you even know them?

We just moved here.

Facebook.

So can I go?

I'll see, it'd be nice

to meet their parents.

I don't know anybody.

Yeah, but think about

all the new friends

you're gonna get to meet.

But they probably already

have their own friends.

Oh, you can never

have too many friends.

Now hurry up and eat,

so you can get dressed!

But they probably already

have their own friends.

Be nice.

[bell ringing]

[female teacher] Well, all of us

are reading Charlotte's Web.

And the main character,

as you know, is a spider.

Now how many of you

are scared of spiders?

No one is scared of...

I am petrified of spiders.

If Charlotte came in the room,

I'd be standing on a chair.

Excuse us?

Is this room 418, Ms. Pritchett?

Who wants to know?

We're the Roses.

We're new in town.

I'm Ilana. And of course this

is Talia, it's her first day.

- Hi.

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