Arizona Dream

"Will you take care of me..?

Take care of me..." I'm fuckin' sick of it!

- What?

- What?

He's your uncle, for Chrissakes.

Paul, if he wants to see me, why isn't he here?

Why did he send you? Why didn't he come?

You know it wasn't his fault, right?

I don't blame him for anything, Paul.

I didn't... I never said that it was his fault.

Well, he's getting married,

and he'd invite you as his best man.

- You be his best man.

- Why are you like that? You're killing him! Why?

Alright, Axel! Axel! Axel, listen.

- End of story! Over!

- Axel!

Axel!

I love you too!

I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna

tell him that I couldn't find you.

- Really?

- Really. I have no choice.

- Promise?

- I promise. What about a hug? No hug for me?

Axel! Axel, you smell like a scumbag!

What's... What's going on?

But I'm a happy scumbag.

I got a nice truck and a great job.

- But you smell.

- What're you gonna have?

- Let's have two beers. Two beers.

- Two beers. OK.

- And a ginger ale.

- Two beers and...

- Forget the ginger ale. Bring two beers and two shots.

- Blanche?

- Bring two... two shots and two beers.

- Who's the boss?

- I am the boss.

- He is the boss. He is the boss.

- Two beers and two shots.

- A ginger ale, please.

Two beers, two shots.

- And a ginger ale.

- Don't confuse her. Don't confuse her.

Please, can I have a ginger ale?

Anyway, Axel, I love you, but...

- What? I love you too, but...

- Okay, well, you know... ginger ale.

- That's right. Two beers and two shots.

- Ginger ale.

Two beers and two shots.

- "Two beers and two shots." What's that?

- What?

That thing...

- What thing?

- I dunno. Like a funny accent or something?

- What funny accent thing?

- "Two beers and two shots."

What is that?

I dunno... like New York?

Funny New York accent, huh?

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