Area 51 Page #2

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get this started?

Ben, have you packed?

I'm good.

Ben, is that really

all you're bringing?

It's all I need, gents.

Suitcases are overrated.

Let's see. Cowboy boots,

bandanas, and a pink wristband.

You're good to go.

All the necessities

of life, man.

Put it in your bag.

- You wanna borrow?

- No.

I like my trash bag.

I think it's classy.

I could have made this website.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

You're packing a lot of stuff.

We're gonna need

all these suits.

Yo, Darrin.

I wanna show you something I found.

A little story for you guys.

Iraqi insurgent thinking,

"I'm gonna do some terrorist

activity here against Americans."

Uh, they think

no one can see 'em.

Where are you going with this?

So, I think they remind

me of you and Reid.

"We're fine. It's

nighttime. You can't see us.

"Who can see at night?"

And...

"No! What's happening?

No! Run! Run, Ahmed.

"Oh, Ahmed, you're dead too."

And that,

my friends, is what happens

when you f*** with

the American government.

They f*** you up.

They're not gonna

be able to see us.

'Cause we got these.

I have a plan.

There's always a plan, Ben.

Sure, there is.

Got to take this.

Whassup?

No, we're going out of town

for the weekend.

Secret mission.

Yeah, that's right.

Hey, is Ben still on the phone?

No, I cannot tell you

where we're going.

It's a pretty good opportunity

to try this thing out.

Sure. I don't

think girls...

I'm just

gonna find his frequency.

What? Really?

Ready.

- Ready.

- Ashley?

Told you it would work.

All right,

I'm going to cut it off.

Let him get back on the phone.

Hey, sorry,

I don't know what happened.

Yeah, we'll definitely...

Mini-golf date is set.

God damn it.

Stupid phone.

What are you guys doing?

The jammer works.

We need flashlights.

What are the tennis balls for?

Don't worry about it.

Four cameras. Yes.

Six batteries.

Two, four, six, yep.

You really need four cameras?

Wearable. So we can attach to our

clothes whatever, under our arm.

Comes pretty handy.

And, as you can see,

that is you.

- Sweet. There I am.

- There you are.

It will come in

handy at some point.

There's so much

cool sh*t on this table.

Ben, be careful with that, all right?

Just don't drop that.

Okay, pills.

Just three, just three.

Okay, I'm good.

Darrin, where are you?

Dude, we got to get going.

Come on out, buddy.

Dude, those ammonia pills

are brutal.

You're doing a lot

of work there, Darrin.

It's an essential

part of the trip, Darrin.

Hey, when did we get this?

Taser gun?

Taser. God, I love America.

Don't mess with that thing, all right?

Oh!

Careful.

Careful, dude.

You can shock yourself.

Do you really think that

can f*** someone up, though?

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