April Fools Page #2

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His elbow is insured for 5 millions.

You're so young and so successful.

I just use the gift god gave me.

Avocado double cheese?

You working today?

Forget it, we should pick up girls.

There you are.

Manager!

Welcome.

Wow, a limo! You made it in the world.

Give me your best table.

There's a 15min wait.

What a stupid reply.

We're the imperial Agency.

No way.

As I say.

If anything goes south

you could close your joint.

Free that table.

They haven't even ordered yet.

Don't care, move them.

Please forgive us.

Where?

Wait.

This way please.

Sorry about the filthiness.

Welcome.

This base establishment is not worthy.

Your presence honors us.

This way please.

Please.

Please take a seat.

Excuse me but, this table.

Shut up.

You mean these gentlemen

we can wait.

They can wait.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Please ignore such petty matters.

Don't you dare take photos

and switch off your phones.

If you post anything on the net

you'll end up in jail.

Scary.

You bet.

This is terrible.

Whatever you do you'll fail.

If we don't exorcise soon you're done.

I'm begging you.

This is the range of my services.

Well

usually people take

the 'special exorcism'.

But you

you'll get into

a traffic incident today.

That's for sure.

Please, give me the special.

There.

Right, I'll start then.

Grandma.

We need to talk at the police station.

How about school from next week?

I'm not telling you to go.

If you're afraid of being bullied.

"The alienoides"

"Have to perform a mission before

calling the mothership"

"They have to bid their goodbye

to earth people"

"Finish up their tasks"

I'm out.

Miso ramen please.

A negi ramen for me.

Coming.

Dam, I forgot to walk my dog.

Oh, dear, I have an emergency too.

Cancel our order please.

Boss, give us the

whole menu.

Crab omelet.

- Coming.

Beer.

Dumplings

- How many?

Don't count them,

give us all you have.

Are you keeping us waiting?

My crab omelet.

Shut up moron.

- Sorry.

You remember the other one.

Right.

His eyes were very sharp.

Sharp eyes.

Salt n'pepper hair.

Salt n'pepper.

Where's my sister?

Like it?

I'm asking you if you like it.

Delicious.

Did I ask you?

Sorry.

Hey.

Close to here there's an theme park.

You like theme parks?

You keep quiet and

I'll take you there.

You have to be quiet.

I gave a lecture in Moscow

on biological transplants.

They ovationed me,

even Putin was there.

President putin?

He was so enthusiastic about judo.

In fact I'm a black belt myself.

So we had a friendly fight.

He didn't stand a chance.

He tried to overthrow me.

But I'm very good

at the pinning technique.

Would you try that pinning on me?

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