Applesauce Page #2
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It's nice to hear sometimes.
I'm just letting you know that.
I'm fine,
it's nice to hear sometimes.
Listen to your woman.
- How are we doing
over here, guys?
- Good, good.
- Great!
- Are you ready to order?
- Yeah!
- You got any questions
about the menu?
- Um.
- Um.
- I know what I want,
spaghetti and meatballs.
- I think it was based
on her biography.
- Yeah, she went to prison
for like a year and a half
for embezzlement or something.
- I can't imagine she would.
She got a biography
and a hit TV show out of it.
It's the best thing
that ever happened to her.
- I don't know if I'd trade
18 months of my life
for a career in
film and television.
- Well, she probably saw
it as an opportunity
to capitalize off of a
unique life experience.
- I can't believe we're
a television show
about women in prison.
We're all adults, we should
sophisticated, like literature,
or books or something like that.
- This is a worthy conversation. It's culture.
- Yeah.
But I'm just sick of hearing
that we're in the golden
age of television, okay.
It's still just a
big distraction.
It doesn't compare to reading.
- This coming from the
man who listens to
- Who listens to Stevie bricks?
- What?
This f***ing guy does.
No.
He's the worst.
- Hey, look at it this way.
If it wasn't for sexist people,
feminism wouldn't have a cause.
- Actually, tonight he was
calling into the show.
That's why we were late.
- It's the first time
i called in.
- You're as low-brow
as they get.
- Stevie bricks
is not low-brow, okay.
He's an anthropologist.
- He has people call in
to break wind on air.
Did you call in to do that?
my air on air.
- Why did you call?
- He doesn't do that anymore, by the way.
- So, why did you call in?
- Yeah, why did you call in?
- All right, once a week
he has this segment
called tell-all Tuesday,
where callers call in
and they tell a story.
They tell the worst thing
they've ever done.
To talk about the worst
thing I've ever done.
- Yeah, what's the worst thing you've ever done?
- I don't want to talk about it.
- You were going to tell all of New York.
- Yeah.
The moment is gone though.
- No, no, no,
the moment's not gone.
The moment is now.
- Tell us.
Do you know this story?
I mean, he's done some
really shitty things,
so I would love to know
Tell us.
I cut a guy's fingers off.
- What?
- Bullshit.
- No, it's true. I did.
- Bullshit.
- I was at a frat party
in college,
partying and drinking.
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