Applesauce Page #2

Synopsis: Two married couples become increasingly agitated with each other as they find out things about each other's past, while one of them is receiving disturbing packages from an unknown source.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Onur Tukel
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
71%
NOT RATED
Year:
2015
91 min
40 Views


It's nice to hear sometimes.

I'm just letting you know that.

I'm fine,

it's nice to hear sometimes.

Listen to your woman.

- How are we doing

over here, guys?

- Good, good.

- Great!

- Are you ready to order?

- Yeah!

- You got any questions

about the menu?

- Um.

- Um.

- I know what I want,

spaghetti and meatballs.

- I think it was based

on her biography.

- Yeah, she went to prison

for like a year and a half

for embezzlement or something.

- I wonder if she regrets it.

- I can't imagine she would.

She got a biography

and a hit TV show out of it.

It's the best thing

that ever happened to her.

- I don't know if I'd trade

18 months of my life

for a career in

film and television.

- Well, she probably saw

it as an opportunity

to capitalize off of a

unique life experience.

- I can't believe we're

sitting around talking about

a television show

about women in prison.

We're all adults, we should

be talking about something

sophisticated, like literature,

or books or something like that.

- This is a worthy conversation. It's culture.

- Yeah.

But I'm just sick of hearing

that we're in the golden

age of television, okay.

It's still just a

big distraction.

It doesn't compare to reading.

- This coming from the

man who listens to

the Stevie bricks show.

- Who listens to Stevie bricks?

- What?

This f***ing guy does.

No.

He's the worst.

You listen to Stevie bricks?

- Hey, look at it this way.

If it wasn't for sexist people,

feminism wouldn't have a cause.

- Actually, tonight he was

calling into the show.

That's why we were late.

- It's the first time

i called in.

- You're as low-brow

as they get.

- Stevie bricks

is not low-brow, okay.

He's an anthropologist.

- He has people call in

to break wind on air.

Did you call in to do that?

- I would never air

my air on air.

- Why did you call?

- He doesn't do that anymore, by the way.

- So, why did you call in?

- Yeah, why did you call in?

- All right, once a week

he has this segment

called tell-all Tuesday,

where callers call in

and they tell a story.

They tell the worst thing

they've ever done.

To talk about the worst

thing I've ever done.

- Yeah, what's the worst thing you've ever done?

- I don't want to talk about it.

- You were going to tell all of New York.

- Yeah.

The moment is gone though.

- No, no, no,

the moment's not gone.

The moment is now.

- Tell us.

Do you know this story?

I mean, he's done some

really shitty things,

so I would love to know

what the worst thing is.

Tell us.

I cut a guy's fingers off.

- What?

- Bullshit.

- No, it's true. I did.

- Bullshit.

- I was at a frat party

in college,

partying and drinking.

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Onur Tukel

Onur Tukel (born August 5, 1972) is a Turkish-American actor, painter, and filmmaker. A notable figure in the New York City independent film community, Tukel's films often deal with issues of gender and relationships. more…

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