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You're a cancer.

Wrong again.

Okay, uh, what

star sign are you?

Does it matter?

No, no. I just...

you're a gemini.

Ah. God, no.

No? What other signs are there?

Well, you tell me,

Mr. astrology.

Well, I'm not...

ah, I don't know

nothing about signs.

Then why are you asking me?

Because I thought

it was a good line.

You know? I'm so stupid.

If I wasn't stupid,

maybe If I had guessed

at the first guess,

then you would've been

impressed by me.

Look, can I have your

phone number, miss?

No. No? Okay.

Move!

Okay!

Come on! Is this what

It's going to be like,

with you hitting on girls

wherever we are?

Mom, can I get these?

No. Put that back, please.

Hey. I've been locked up for

12 years. What do you expect?

I expect you not

to use my kid as bait.

I was helping him out

with my own volition.

What? Yeah?

Well, I don't like it.

Give me a break, mom.

She's there.

She wants you to go after her.

What If she Says no again?

Yeah, well, I thought

you had some balls.

Jimmy!

Okay.

Uh, don't embarrass me.

Hey, can I help you with those?

Okay.

Yeah? Come here.

There you go.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Look, could I have your number?

Huh?

Sure.

Oh, great.

Sorry, buddy.

How about day labor?

That's minimum wage.

I don't mind. I could

put my hands to anything.

Come back next week.

You sure you ain't got nothing?

Drop it there, guys.

Sure, I'll, uh...

come back. Yeah.

Yeah. See you next week.

Yes.

Hey, little Jimmy!

Hi, Lee.

Reading some good books?

Sure.

Let's have a look.

Maybe you have some

caped coroners,

or something stupid like that.

Give it back.

What are you gonna do?

Huh? Huh?

What are you gonna do?

Ow!

What a loser.

What's going on here?

Run! Nothing.

Come with me.

We need to put something on that

so it doesn't get infected.

You ever sell cars before?

No, but I could learn.

Nah, I don't need

anybody right now.

Hold on a minute.

I'm gonna call you

right back in just a minute.

How about If I wash the cars?

Boy, you really want

a job, don't you?

Yes, sir.

Nah. You know,

I ain't been selling

many of these crap boxes

lately, so. You know what,

I think they're making cars

too good these days,

but I appreciate you coming by.

Check back in a week

or something like that.

Hi. Hey! Can I help you?

Yeah, I'm looking for a job.

You need any help here?

Well, you got any

restaurant experience?

Yes, sort of.

Sort of? You either do

or you don't, buddy.

Well, I can cook.

Yeah? Whereabouts?

Uh, prison.

That's a hell of a reference,

but I appreciate your honesty.

Well, I, uh,

I can do anything

you need help with.

Anything.

I'm roland.

I'm Vian.

That's a different name.

It's a family name.

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