Anuvahood Page #3

Whatever. Did you speak

to Russell about that advance?

- I need that money for tomorrow.

- Nah, I left, innit?

You done what?

I left, innit? I'm on bigger tings

than that. You know that, Mum man.

Bigger tings? Bloody bigger tings?

I was relying on that!

- How could you do that?

- Ah, allow it, Mum man.

No, I won't bloody allow it,

you flipping moron!

- I'm not a moron, all right?

- (Brian) Is that you, Kenneth?

Come and have a look

at my Supermarine Spitfire.

I don't wanna see

your wasteman plane, Dad.

Don't you dare speak

to your dad like that.

You're the only waste round here.

Waste of bloody space,

that's what you are.

I mean, look at you.

You could never be like your dad.

Your dad was suave, he had style.

Slot you right in there, just like that.

He had his pick of the women.

I'll tell you.

Your dad was a true player in his day.

You? Wasteman. I mean, when was

the last time you had a girlfriend?

When have you ever

brought a girl round here?

Have you even lost your virginity,

Kenneth? No, I don't think so.

Oh, I mean your dad really knew

how to turn a woman on.

There was this one night

we were on the kitchen table.

- Ah, allow it, Mum man!

- He knew how to put his back into it.

I don't want to hear this, Mum, all right?

- Perfect.

- (Pauline) Yeah, I loved your dad!

You've got no drive, that's your problem.

But I'll tell you something.

You can't just live here for free.

Life ain't like that.

You don't just get things

handed to you.

- How can you just walk out on your job?

- Russell's coming to man on a hype!

Idiot! We're skint. What am I supposed

to do now? They'll be here tomorrow.

Know how much we owe them bailiffs?

- Well, it's not my fault, is it?

- No? Where's my bloody rent money?

You ain't given me sh*t

for the last three months!

- You're a moron.

- I told you I'm not a moron.

What is this, Mum man?

Why you always picking on me for?

You got something against me

or something?

You don't talk to Lily like this. You don't

ask Lily for no rent. It's not right, man.

Lily is seven, you pathetic waste

of space! I tell you something!

You go back and see Russell, and you

beg for your job back for all I care!

Mum, you're mental.

Russell's an idiot, man.

There's no way I'm going back there.

Bun that.

Oh, you will, Kenneth, you will!

- (Door shuts)

- F***ing prick.

( KANO:
"Ps & Qs")

What's going on, blud?

Hmm.

Some manners don't like me

They try and badmouth me

when Kano comes to town...

What, blud?

Are you chatting to me, fam?

Are you chatting to me, blud? Cos

there's no one else here, you know, G.

So, that means you must be

chatting about me, blud! Dah! Dah!

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