Antibirth Page #2

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- Uh, no sh*t,

my dad was f***ing hot.

You know...Sadie..

...sometimes being hot

just ain't enough, man.

You know, after Vietnam,

he drove my mom crazy.

- Well, it was pretty shitty.

- No sh*t, man, no sh*t,

Vietnam, you know.

Shitty enough to get this sweet

ass pad from uncle Sam.

Right?

- Did you do all these?

- Huh?

- Warren said he gave you

a case last week.

- Oh, f*** that, man.

Man, my dad fought for the right

to kill his brains.

I'm just honoring his legacy.

- I'm just saying

if you're pregnant, you're gonna

have to slow it down.

- Alright, man.

If I'm pregnant..

Like, maybe I can give

this kid some superpowers,

you know?

Come on,

he'll put it to good use.

- Lou.

- What?

Let me ask you a question.

Alright, Sadie, Sadie,

this is important sh*t.

Sadie, alright.

If...You can have...

Any superpowers..

I mean, anything...

In the whole world, right?

- Sh*t, I don't know, I mean..

I guess I'd wanna fly or

teleport or whatever, you know?

So, I could go wherever,

whenever and get the hell

outta here.

- Yeah, man.

That'd be cool.

You know what I want?

- Mm-hmm.

- Do you know what I wanna do?

I wanna be like that guy

who had this, uh..

He was like that f***in' guy

who could turn into

any animal he wanted, remember?

Yeah, you had to have seen it,

it was a show.

Yeah, and so..

...this f***ing guy, he could be

like a f***ing turtle

or a cheetah, you know?

It was a show, right?

But he had, you know..

...just whenever

you need it, man.

- This was a show?

- Oh, yeah.

It was badass.

- Well, when exactly do you

need to turn into a turtle?

And what kind of trouble

are you in

that you need to be a turtle.

I can see you being a cheetah.

- Hey, Sadie, what the f***?

What do you have

against turtles, man?

All kinds of f***in'

turtle trouble

you put on your

stealth situation..

Aah!

- Oh!

Oh, oh, sh*t.

- Hey!

Hey, get away from my car.

- You passing through, lady?

- I said get away from my car.

- You looking for work?

- No.

Move!

- You're old,

but there's a lot of guys

who are really into that sh*t.

- Get the f*** away from me.

Get out of here.

Get out of here.

- You like playing with knives?

Careful out there, lady.

Don't get lost, okay?

- I tell you, friends,

if you've got to

train for war,

this is the place to do it.

- Mm...Oh, Sadie,

the last thing I remember

mm...Is going off with Warren.

And then it's just blank.

You know, I got nothing.

- We were partying all day.

You were pretty lit by the time

we got out there.

- I remember coming back here

with you, though, right?

I mean...

I remember coming back home.

- Yeah, and you passed out.

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