Another Kind of Wedding Page #3

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Good. Good.

- Love you. I miss you.

- Okay.

Needless to say,

um, I know this is...

- will you make sure mom's okay?

- I knew it was coming.

Waaa, it's my wedding.

(Door opens, keys jingle)

(Door shuts)

(Garment bag thuds)

(Heavy exhale)

(Groaning, moaning)

(Low hum of chatter)

(Slow Spanish song)

Dulces besos

llena de nostalgia

Dulces besos

Con mi nena preferida

Me da... una nostalgia

Esas caricias...

Barbara:
Move those stems,

Albert!

I'm moving them.

All right, no tragedies yet.

(Door rattles)

Sh*t.

- Oh, I-I mean, hi.

- Hello.

Well, I didn't expect you

here. I thought you were

taking pictures

in the Middle East.

There's shrapnel in my brain.

- My God, can they get it out?

- No, it's permanent.

- Oh my...

- Who's this man?

- This man is my date.

- Albert. It's a pleasure.

Well, it was nice to see you.

(Door rattles)

Did you get my emails?

A phone is better

for an old gal like me.

Have a drink with me

before dinner.

I need to get ready

for the rehearsal dinner.

Carrie made us late.

You know, eventually you're

gonna have to let that close.

One drink. You owe me that.

Fine, then I'll probably

have three.

(Door rattles closed)

Who was that guy?

Roy, he was Tamara's

assistant for years.

Kind of an uncle

to the children.

Intense fellow.

Yeah. F***in' weird.

(Thunder rolls,

rain patters heavily)

(Plays a slow ukulele tune)

(Guests chatter)

Woman:
It's amazing.

It's really amazing

because it's like right near

all the like,

nice places on Melrose,

you know,

so we get lots of lattes.

I love the chai lattes.

Shut up.

Don't they shut up?

It's so good, you know. I like

always with like, almond milk.

It's my new favorite thing.

It's so good.

Anyway how, how 'bout you,

Kurt? Are you still acting?

Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

I just wanted to know,

I-I haven't seen anything.

- Levi!

- Oh.

Wait, wait. Shouldn't we let

this happen organically?

Albert:
Okay.

(Low hum of chatter)

...but I appreciate it.

Thank you so much.

Kurt:
Mom, mom!

- Barbara:
Uh, yeah! Hi, honey.

- Good to see you.

This is my boyfriend, Misha.

Hey. Levi.

Nice to meet you, dude.

It's okay to speak now.

Uh... (Stuttering)

I-I-I wo... see...

Heh, so...

Let's go sit down.

We'll catch up with you later.

- Okay.

- Okay.

All right, right there,

next to this guy.

- Right here.

- I'll get a chair

I'll get you a chair. Come on.

Okay.

I seriously can't believe

this.

I'm trying not to freak out.

Well, it's not a crisis yet.

Let's just take a deep breath.

Okay so, unfortunately yes,

the chicken was cooked in the

same oven as the vegetables.

- Fantastic.

- I'm sorry.

Is it... is it really that big

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