Anjelah Johnson: Not Fancy Page #2
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- 2015
- 90 min
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in negotiations, right?
Like, "Oh, you want your baby back?
Now you want your baby back.
Give me my iPhone."
"You can keep my wallet.
I need my phone book contacts."
'Cause I don't know
anybody's phone number by heart.
You guys know people's
phone number by heart?
No, right? Like, I know nobody...
my mom, my husband...
nobody's phone number.
If I'm in an emergency situation
and people are like,
"Hurry, give us your mother's phone number
so we can call her,"
I'd be like, "Okay. It's 'Mom.'"
"Right. What's her phone number?"
"M-O-M."
Let's just hope they don't ask me
for my husband's phone number.
"Hurry, give us
your husband's phone number."
"Okay, it's Pooky Boo Lover Buns."
By the time we landed, I was hyped.
Like, I was ready to fight somebody.
Right? Every time I saw a baby,
I was flinching.
Just, like, punching random strangers
for no reason.
I'd just finished watching Taken.
I think everybody's trying to kidnap me.
We were checking in at the hotel.
The guy at the front desk, he was nice.
He was like, "Welcome.
Would you like some help
with your bags up to your room?"
I was like...
"No, gypsy."
"Hmm, nice try."
Our first stop was Rome, Italy.
It was awesome, you guys.
We went to the Forum,
the Vatican, the Colosseum.
And, like,
this trip really made me realize
that I should have paid attention
in school.
For real, 'cause, like,
all I kept thinking was,
"Man, if I didn't cut class
all throughout high school,
I would probably be having fun right now."
I mean, but it was still cool.
Even if you're not a history buff,
like, it was still pretty amazing.
Like, 'cause I was standing there
in front of the Colosseum,
just really, like, almost emotional,
'cause I'm like,
is where they filmed
the movie, Gladiator."
You know what I'm saying?
Like, Russell Crowe
could've been right here.
Poof!
After that, we took
an 11-hour train ride to Paris.
Let me tell you,
an 11-hour anything is terrible.
To anything, like, even a massage.
Everybody likes a massage.
Go for an hour, maybe two hours.
But 11 hours, your skin gonna fall off.
And, like, I don't know
what I was thinking,
'cause we could've jumped on a plane
and been there
in like five minutes, right?
But in my mind I thought
it was gonna be romantic, right?
I was like,
"Oh, let's take a train to Paris.
It'll be so romantic.
Like, there'll be a caboose in the back
where they're dancing,
wearing flapper dresses,
celebrating 'The War Is Over.'"
It's not like that.
If you've never been
on an overnight train,
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