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Synopsis: Angus the fluffy cat retains its dignity even in a crazy Eastbourne family, unlike them. Eldest daughter Georgia is completely besotted with 'Stiff Dylans' band hottie Robbie, who just moved in from London and helps run an organic groceries shop with his brother Tom, whom her best friend Jas has the hots for. Peter Dyer calls Georgia his best ever kissing-course pupil, but she ignores him and later the brothers' other classmate Dave the Laugh. Robbie was considering to dump haughty Lindsay, but reconsiders given the immature brat's apparent cruelty. Thus manipulative Georgia keeps changing her mind about a grand birthday party and her father's career opportunities as engineer in New Zealand, while mother seems to flirt with hunky interior decorator Jem.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Gurinder Chadha
Production: Nickelodeon Movies
  3 wins & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
72%
PG-13
Year:
2008
100 min
Website
2,627 Views


You've been eating

organic food for ages.

Cool.

Oh, I'm sorry.

This is my friend, Georgia.

- I'm Jas.

- Hi, I'm Tom.

Do you need something

for a sore throat?

- So, what school are you two at?

- Ridgley.

Ridgley? Me, too. Just started.

- Here you go.

- Thanks, Robbie.

That's all right. Can't let my brother

work hard serving good looking girls

without a cup of tea.

Sorry?

- Apples. She likes apples.

- Great.

About a pound, yeah?

Robbie, this is Jas and Georgia.

They go to Ridgley too.

Okay. Yeah,

I thought I recognised them.

Tom, I got to move. I got band practice.

- You're in a band.

- Yeah, some mates from London.

- Oh, what are you called?

- The Stiff Dylans.

- Great name.

- Thanks.

I'm a bass player.

Did you know bass players

have really big hands?

I guess they do. I do have big hands.

Hey, Jubbly. Is that my little Jubbly?

Come here, little Jubbly Jubbly.

- You like cats?

- Yeah, love them.

Don't I, lovely Jubbly? Do you have one?

Angus. Her cat's called Angus.

He's part Scottish wildcat.

I used to walk him by the sea.

But he ate his collar.

- And his lead.

- What?

Georgia?

What are you doing here?

You hate vegetables.

Mum, you're so funny.

I'm getting apples.

- My favourites.

- But apples give you wind.

What a lovely selection of Brie.

How am I ever

going to be able to face him again?

My mum

is so beyond the Valley of the Thick.

- She wasn't that bad.

- What? Telling the only cool boy

in Eastbourne I have flatulence issues

is okay?

I don't think he took any notice.

And, anyway, he was well into you

before your mum came in.

- Do you think so?

- Yeah.

You were great asking him

about his band and stuff.

- And he likes cats, like me.

- Yep.

Did you see the way Tom held onto

my hand a little too much

- when he gave me the onions?

- He didn't!

He is so gorgeous!

They're both beyond

the Valley of the Gorgeous.

Oh, are you sure

my mum hasn't ruined it?

Oh, GG, it was really fab.

- Fabbity fab?

- With knobs on.

And Robbie will understand.

All parents say stupid things.

He'll probably like you more

'cause he'll feel bad

you've got a mum

that's beyond bonkerdom.

You're right.

God, Robbie's just so

muscley and dreamy and...

- Tom said, "See you later."

- I know. So did Robbie.

- What exactly does that mean?

- I'm not sure.

Do you think Tom says that to everyone

like a sort of "See you later"

sort of thing?

No. He wouldn't say "See you later"

slowly unless he means "See you later."

Otherwise he would just say

"See ya later."

- Don't you get it?

- When is later then?

I don't know. I'm not boy lingual yet.

But I tell you what.

I see a snog at the end of the tunnel.

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Gurinder Chadha

Gurinder Chadha, (born 10 January 1960) is an English film director of Kenyan Asian origin. Most of her films explore the lives of Indians living in England. This common theme among her work showcases the trials of Indian women living in England and how they must reconcile their converging traditional and modern cultures. Although many of her films seem like simple quirky comedies about Indian women, they actually address many social and emotional issues, especially ones faced by immigrants caught between two worlds. Much of her work also consists of adaptations from book to film, but with a different flare. She is best known for the hit films Bhaji on the Beach (1993), Bend It Like Beckham (2002), Bride and Prejudice (2004), Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (2008), and the comedy film It's a Wonderful Afterlife (2010). Her latest feature is the partition drama Viceroy's House (2017). more…

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