Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging Page #3
You've been eating
organic food for ages.
Cool.
Oh, I'm sorry.
This is my friend, Georgia.
- I'm Jas.
- Hi, I'm Tom.
Do you need something
for a sore throat?
- So, what school are you two at?
- Ridgley.
Ridgley? Me, too. Just started.
- Here you go.
- Thanks, Robbie.
That's all right. Can't let my brother
work hard serving good looking girls
without a cup of tea.
Sorry?
- Apples. She likes apples.
- Great.
About a pound, yeah?
Robbie, this is Jas and Georgia.
They go to Ridgley too.
Okay. Yeah,
I thought I recognised them.
Tom, I got to move. I got band practice.
- You're in a band.
- Yeah, some mates from London.
- Oh, what are you called?
- The Stiff Dylans.
- Great name.
- Thanks.
I'm a bass player.
Did you know bass players
have really big hands?
I guess they do. I do have big hands.
Hey, Jubbly. Is that my little Jubbly?
Come here, little Jubbly Jubbly.
- You like cats?
- Yeah, love them.
Don't I, lovely Jubbly? Do you have one?
Angus. Her cat's called Angus.
He's part Scottish wildcat.
I used to walk him by the sea.
But he ate his collar.
- And his lead.
- What?
Georgia?
What are you doing here?
You hate vegetables.
Mum, you're so funny.
I'm getting apples.
- My favourites.
- But apples give you wind.
What a lovely selection of Brie.
How am I ever
going to be able to face him again?
My mum
is so beyond the Valley of the Thick.
- She wasn't that bad.
- What? Telling the only cool boy
in Eastbourne I have flatulence issues
is okay?
I don't think he took any notice.
And, anyway, he was well into you
before your mum came in.
- Do you think so?
- Yeah.
about his band and stuff.
- And he likes cats, like me.
- Yep.
Did you see the way Tom held onto
my hand a little too much
- when he gave me the onions?
- He didn't!
He is so gorgeous!
They're both beyond
the Valley of the Gorgeous.
Oh, are you sure
my mum hasn't ruined it?
Oh, GG, it was really fab.
- Fabbity fab?
- With knobs on.
And Robbie will understand.
All parents say stupid things.
He'll probably like you more
'cause he'll feel bad
you've got a mum
that's beyond bonkerdom.
You're right.
God, Robbie's just so
muscley and dreamy and...
- Tom said, "See you later."
- I know. So did Robbie.
- What exactly does that mean?
- I'm not sure.
Do you think Tom says that to everyone
like a sort of "See you later"
sort of thing?
No. He wouldn't say "See you later"
slowly unless he means "See you later."
Otherwise he would just say
"See ya later."
- Don't you get it?
- When is later then?
I don't know. I'm not boy lingual yet.
But I tell you what.
I see a snog at the end of the tunnel.
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