Andaz Apna Apna Page #3

...and they want to take away my camera!

It's only a camera, after all.

Not his good-fortune!

- Give away the camera!

- Wait!

He wants to pay up!

Give it to him...

Throw this money in his face!

I'll do the hitting on your face!

You're squandering away

my money on this baldie!

- He's making me a star!

- A star, eh?

He can't be a peon himself!

I'll make you the hero in my film, too, uncle!

You old sinner!

You've even conned my father!

And you're pretending to be young, eh?

Listen carefully...

...if you fool my foolish son any further...

...I'll put a needle in one ear

and pull it out of your other!

I'll seal your ears, not to speak of shut mouths!

Call me a fool if you like, but

I'll achieve something in life!

- Hello!

- Hello, yourself!

Stitch-up your lips and hold the

tailors' scissors in your hand!

- I can't do that, father!

- Can't do it?

Would you like a begging-bowl then?

No, father...

I can see my goal ahead!

There's the Police Station

and the graveyard ahead!

Which of the two is your goal, son?

How do I explain?

The 'star' of my destiny, is about to shine!

Is it true that you've come

to India only to get married?

Yes.

What's so surprising?

The only daughter of the

filthy-rich Ramgopal Bajaj...

...you've been to the whole of the world.

But why did you choose

India to get married?

I mean, why the Indian boys.

I believe that people here

are in love with love...

I mean, they use their hearts, not their brains.

I too am looking for one such crazy chap.

You'll find him!

It's a country of crazy people!

You'll find thousands of them!

You haven't said something, have you?

- You've heard nothing, right?

- Oh nothing!

I spoke a little.

Can something go wrong if I speak?

You say something, they

understand another thing...

...they understand little, but write a lot...

...they write here, it's published elsewhere...

...whatever is published, is strange...

...and that strange something

could lead to everything strange!

Yes...

It'll lead to something.

Who are you, 'Miss Something'?

This is Karisma.

She's my...

One last question.

If you come across two boys...

...one intelligent and the other

large-hearted, whom will you choose?

They will both be rejected.

Because she likes boys a bit large-hearted.

And intelligent, too.

Isn't Mr. Rustom there?

Why does she sell stale eatables?

How are you, Amar?

Hasn't the strike been called off, Mr. Ahmed?

- No, it's still continuing.

- I can't understand Govt. Policies.

For all that the leaders do, we pay for it, right?

Looks like I'll have to do something.

The bum's arrived at last!

Are you newly employed?

Switch on the fan.

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