Andaz Apna Apna

Synopsis: Amar and Prem are two rivals who belonging to middle-class families with no scope of future advancement. Both individually, without the knowledge of the other decide to take matters into their hands and find ways to get rich quickly. Chaos and acrimony result when both find each other at loggerheads when both arrive to win the hand of the daughter of multi-millionaire Ram Gopal Bajaj amidst considerable upheavals when Shyam, the twin brother of Ram, decides to do away with Ram and assume his identity and thus take over the estate of the Bajaj family.
Director(s): Rajkumar Santoshi
  4 nominations.
160 min

I wasn't kicked out...

I quit on my own!

In fact, the Principal couldn't

understand what I said.

I have many ideas in my

brains... dying to pop out!

They're meant for the nation,

and for this generation...

And especially so, for the fathers!

Because, till the parent does not

improve, the nation cannot, too!

The Principal's son could understand this...

...but the Principal couldn't.

But you...

I'll shave off your hair

without even applying water!

Oh come on, Pop!

If you shave my hair, people'll think you've...

- Shut up, donkey!

- Peace, father, peace...

I have a new idea.

Why don't we sell this shop?

We'll get good money.

I mean, we can open a

bangles-shop with that money.

- A bangles-shop?

- Yes. A bangles-shop.

Just imagine...

...we'll be surrounded by beautiful faces all day.

I'll make the daughter's try out the bangles...

...while you will be busy with the mothers.

The sound of laughter...

and the meeting of eyes...

...the spread of their tresses

and the slipping of their veils!

Their pretty and delicate hands

will be in your fat, ugly paws!

You'll very lovingly make

them wear the bangles.

They'll gracefully make sounds of protest.

You will, meanwhile, make noises of mischief!

I told you to take care of his ears!

- It's because of you!

- Because of me?!

You're distracting him!

Get out! Get out!

Watch it, Pop. I can't say about

you, but I command respect here.

Respect indeed!

You steal change from the counter!

You beggar!

Pretending to be a hero, eh?

You're angry now, father.

I'll explain it this evening.

You mean you will return in the evening?!

No father can possibly have

such a useless son as you are!

Indeed there must be!

Like father, like son!

My left-eye's twitching a lot today.

That's considered to be a good omen!

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Rajkumar Santoshi

Rajkumar Santoshi is an Indian film director, producer and screenwriter of Hindi films. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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