And While We Were Here Page #2
That's crazy. That's weird.
- Right?
- Yeah.
Vacation?
- Oh.
- Are you?
- What?
- Are you here on vacation?
Oh.
Sorry. I thought you were saying
you were on vacation.
Me? No.
So, come on.
My husband is working in Naples.
What does he do?
He is playing in a concert
at the end of the month.
Cool. What does he play?
Viola.
The viola.
He any good?
Yes. Very.
How do you keep your violin
from getting stolen?
You put it in a viola case. Right?
No, that's not funny.
What's the difference between
a viola and a coffin?
A coffin has a dead
person on the inside.
Cause viola players are dead. No?
Why is a viola solo like
premature ejaculation?
Because even though you
know it's coming...
there's nothing you can do about it.
I can't help it, I've got this weird
autistic mind for jokes...
and I went to this music/nerd summer camp
when I was like...
- 10 and I played the triangle.
- Right.
And I'm an only child, so...,
you know, understand.
You look too young to be married.
Are you a newlywed?
No.
No.
You're making me feel
like a stalker. F***.
All right.
Hey, have you got 50 cents?
If you can catch it.
What brought you out here today?
- The ferry.
- Ha! "The ferry."
I like it.
They have this device
down in the basement...
it's like a torture cage, they'd lock you
turned to bones.
But can you imagine dying by just sitting there?
That would suck.
In like the 1300s...
thousands of families
lived in this castle.
It must've smelled pretty bad.
All those people crammed onto this rock.
Wow.
I know.
I've been coming here every day
and it still gets me.
If only we could kill
off all the tourists.
You're a tourist.
No I'm not.
I came out here a few months ago...
with this volunteer organization
dedicated to studying...
the relic populations of dolphins
and whales in the gulf of Naples.
I can't tell if you're joking.
I'm dead f***in' serious.
No, I just didn't wanna go to college
and they pay for me to come over.
4 connecting flights, a 72 hour plane ride.
But, you know...
it was worth it. It was my
first time out of the U.S.
- How old are you?
- I'm 19.
It's my birthday today.
- Is it really?
- Uh-huh.
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you very much.
Yes, so, I left the program
after like a month.
F*** the relic dolphins!
I'm still on the island
because I have this...
this awesome living situation.
I'll tell you the short version.
Basically, I used to have
ancestors in Ischia.
So when I come over, I Facebooked this
A second cousin twice removed,
in case you didn't know...
is when one person's great-grandparent
is another person's...
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