And the Same to You Page #3

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What they said on the radio ...

An hour ago a corpse was found

lying dead on my foot.

The lights went out shortly

beforehand. I just wanted to say ...

l didn't kill her!

- We know who the murderer is

- Yes, describe him.

Your name?

Thomas Hostettler. l m Swiss

and l live with my parents in Berlin.

D'you think you're the only one to

ring up tonight with some crazy story?

A man rang to say that the neighbour's

dog had murdered his goldfish.

Before that someone claimed that the

Pope had tried to assassinate him.

A woman said that her husband tried

to strange her wlth a condom.

Not to mention the school children.

Try golng less to the cinema.

You may not agree, but

this ls not what we're paid for.

Don't joke around with the polce.

No money left.

What about the 100 marks l gave you?

- Which 100 marks?

- Which 100 marks?

Have you gone mad?

Oh, yes, ..... l put it in

the bread-bin.

Well done! Why didn't you bring

it along, you diot!

Because l thought we were

getting paid tonight.

How could l guess that a corpse

would be lying on my foot.

ln the brothel!

l knew l'd seen her before.

Who?

The corpse!

l was there, understand!

- Where?

- ln the brothel!

What were you doing in a brothel?

Are you listening?

l want to marry you.

What's up? What shall l do?

l always thought ...

I don't know, l ...

l thought ... yes

Shall I kill myself out of sheer

passion for you? Okay!

When I say "now", reverse backwards.

No! Please, don't move, stay where

you are. Be sensible, please

-- Now! --

He doesn't mean it!

l want to marry you. Do you hear?

I want to marry you. l love you.

l don't want you to go off with

another man. l love you !

They still have that tingl ng feeling.

A feeling of excitement, every day.

Who are you looking for?

An old couple, name of Graf.

- Do you know them?

- No.

We don't know them.

My name s Fischer.

Come upstalrs at oncel

He's mad, he's been doing that

for 1 0 days now.

- Excuse me ....

- Yes?

Can you tell me whether ...

Leave the washing up!

Get lost, you stupid cow!

Graf, here it s.

Go on, then.

Good morning.

Who is t?

Don't know them. What do you want?

Hannelore, turn the record over.

- l think we're ...

- So do l.

Excuse me, do you happen to know

f an old couple lives in this house?

Funny people here.

What are we whispering for?

Yes, what for?

lt's a perfectly normal house.

Look, Graf! Here.

Do you love me?

Truly?

Don't keep on asking.

Then l love you too.

Stay here!

Let me out of here!

What's that?

The key s on top of the exit sign.

Are you still there?

Thank you.

l wanted to commit suicide.

l threw the key out of the window

and sa d to myself, that s it.

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