And Now for Something Completely Different

Synopsis: A collection of re-filmed sketches from the first and second series of the cult TV comedy show "Monty Python's Flying Circus". Includes such classics as "Nudge, Nudge", "Hell's Grannies", "Killer Cars", "Dead Parrot", "Lumberjack Song", "Blackmail" and "Upper Class Twit of the Year".
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ian MacNaughton
Production: Sony Pictures
 
IMDB:
7.6
Rotten Tomatoes:
90%
PG
Year:
1971
88 min
522 Views


by the English phrase...

"Please fondle my buttocks."

"Please fondle...

my buttocks."

Ah, yes.

It's past the post office...

and then left at the light.

Left at lights.

Meanwhile, not far away...

Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Putey were

about to enter an unfamiliar office.

Next.

Oh. Are you the marriage

guidance counselor?

- Yes. Good morning.

- Morning.

And... good morning

to you, madam.

- Name?

- Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Putey.

And what is the name of your...

ravishing wife?

Wait. Don't tell me.

It's... It's something

to do with moonlight.

Goes with her eyes.

It's soft and gentle...

warm and yielding.

Deeply lyrical, and yet...

tender and frightened,

like a tiny, white rabbit.

It's Dierdre.

What a beautiful name.

What a beautiful...

beautiful name.

And what seems to be the trouble

with your marriage, Mr. Putey?

It started when we went

to Brighton on holiday together.

Dierdre - that's my wife - and I,

we've always been close companions...

and I never particularly

anticipated any marital strife.

The very idea of consulting

a professional marital advisor...

has always been of

the greatest repugnance to me.

Although, far be it from me

to impugn the nature of your trade or...

or profession.

- Do go on.

- We've always been close companions...

sharing the interests,

the gardening, the holiday money.

Twice a month of an evening, we settle

down to do the accounts together...

something which Dierdre -

that's my wife -

and I particularly look forward to

on account of her feet.

I should have said at the start that

I noted for having a grand sense of humor.

Although I've kept myself very much

to myself over the last couple of years.

It's only been as comparatively recently

as recently that I've begun to realize--

Well, perhaps "realize"

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Graham Chapman

Graham Arthur Chapman (8 January 1941 – 4 October 1989) was an English comedian, writer, actor, author and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python. He played authority figures such as the Colonel and the lead role in two Python films, Holy Grail and Life of Brian. more…

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