Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Page #4

Synopsis: Having left San Diego for New York City, Ron Burgundy is living the high life with his wife Veronica Corningstone and son Walter Burgundy. However, when the boss decides to promote Veronica to full time lead anchor and fire Ron, everything changes. Now heading back to San Diego, Ron is washed up and working part time at Sea World. His shot at redemption though comes in the form of a man named Freddie Schapp, who's an executive producer at the Global News Network, the world's first 24 hour round the clock news channel. He hires Ron, who proceeds to reunite the news team of Champ, Brick, and Brian, and head back to New York City. While there Ron and his news team are given the graveyard shift and a challenge. Ron comes up with a radical new idea to transform the news and that puts him at the top of the game once again. But how long will Ron's newfound fame last? And will Brick finally find true love?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Adam McKay
Production: Paramount Pictures
  1 win & 23 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
61
Rotten Tomatoes:
75%
PG-13
Year:
2013
119 min
$76,820,043
Website
6,403 Views


If you're from the census,

you take me off your list!

You never did have much of

a bedside manner, Champ.

Ron? Ron Burgundy?

- Get over here!

- How are you, friend?

God, I have longed for you.

It's good to see you, too.

Oh, this feels like home.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm fine. Better now.

Okay, let's break the

huddle here, huh?

- Okay. All right.

- All right.

You get back here!

Don't be weird!

CHAMP:
So, anyway,

Harken sat me down, he said,

"Champ, you're a dangerous

alcoholic, a racist,

"and I don't think you

know a lick about sports."

And I said, "Ed, you dirty Polack,

it's 10:
00 in the morning.

"Let's go have some drinks

"and go to a baseball game where

the Mexicans hit some touchdowns."

Then he fires me!

Fortunately, on the way out the

door, I fake a work injury.

With the settlement,

I bought this place.

Well, I'm glad to see you

landed on your feet, Champ.

Listen, can I ask you a question?

Sure. Anything.

Is... Is this chicken?

Oh, hell, no.

It's really impossible to turn a

profit if you serve real chicken.

Yeah. We use mainly bats.

- What?

- Yeah.

But the good quality kind.

That's the most horrible

thing I've ever heard.

Yeah?

You got to do what you

got to do, right?

So what you got to do

is serve fried bats?

Yep. Do you know

what they call bats?

- Bats.

- "Chicken of the Cave."

No one calls them

Chicken of the Cave.

Who's "they," by the way?

There's a guy I met named Paco,

sells bikers speed at the pier.

So that guy calls them

Chicken of the Cave.

Yeah.

That's not "they."

Why don't you have a bite

and stop judging it?

I'm not going to bite

into a fried bat.

It's delicious.

It's all tendon. Look at it.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

Was that a bat?

Chicken of the Cave.

What brings you here, Ron?

My friend, we've got a job.

In New York City.

Whammy! I'm in!

You've got yourself a sportscaster.

Oh, great.

Denny!

Lock up!

Any idea where Brian Fantana is?

You haven't heard?

Fantana hit the big time.

Aw, baby.

Yeah, that's it, play for me.

Just play around.

Roll around and lift

those legs up. Mmm!

You are a hairy little

thing, aren't you?

- (BRIAN GROWLS)

- (CAMERA CLICKING)

Yeah. Oh, I like what's happening!

Oh, that's it. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, you little fuzzball,

that's... Oh!

- I got it.

- (ALL APPLAUDING)

It's not getting any

better than that.

- That's brilliant!

- Yeah, yeah.

Hey, Brian, you have any

time for the little people?

Well, I'll be a son of a b*tch.

(ALL LAUGHING)

- Hey, Brian.

- Champ! How you doing?

Hey!

- Wow. This is a...

- Cool it!

Oh, I can't believe...

Oh, wow. It's great to see you!

Welcome. Welcome to my doj'.

This place is spectacular!

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Will Ferrell

John William "Will" Ferrell is an American actor, comedian, producer, and writer. He first established himself in the mid-1990s as a cast member on the NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, and has subsequently starred in comedy films such as Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), Talladega Nights (2006), Step Brothers (2008), The Other Guys (2010) and Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013), all but one of which he co-wrote with his comedy partner Adam McKay. The two also founded the comedy website Funny or Die in 2007. Other films roles include Elf, Old School (both 2003), Blades of Glory (2007), and the animated films Megamind (2010) and The Lego Movie (2014). more…

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