Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Page #3

Because my life's a mess?

And I saw no other option?

I think you're telling the truth, but why

are you saying it like you're lying?

It was a call for help?

But it didn't work because I'm too

heavy and the ceiling lamp broke?

Something like that?

Yeah, I...

I think you're telling the truth.

I am. That's what happened.

RON:
Mmm. These are

first-rate flapjacks.

I'm telling you, suicide makes you

hungry, I don't care what anyone says.

My name is Freddie Shapp, and I'm

a producer of a new kind of news.

We're starting a

24-hour news channel.

First of its kind!

GNN. The Global News Network.

(LAUGHING)

That is without a doubt the

dumbest thing I've ever heard.

You mean news going 24

hours around the clock?

A channel that's never

off, in other words?

- Yeah. Yeah. Just 24 hours. It's, uh...

- (LAUGHING)

No offense, but you

are a stupid a**hole.

Mr. Burgundy, I assure you

we are 100% for real.

We've got state-of-the-art

facilities in Manhattan.

And Kench Allenby, multi-millionaire

and owner of Koala Airlines.

So glad he was acquitted of murder.

I'm a big Kench Allenby guy.

He's funding the whole network.

He believes in it.

I don't think you

understand, Freddie.

My hero, Mack Tannen, told me I was

the worst journalist he'd ever seen.

I'm not good enough.

Here.

This is your first week's salary.

By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!

What do you say, Ron?

I'll take the job.

And I swear I'll be

number one again.

I'll take back my son,

restore my reputation,

and make everything

right with Veronica.

But more importantly,

I'm going to do what God put Ron

Burgundy on this Earth to do.

Have salon-quality hair

and read the news.

Ron... You've made my day.

I've got the best damn

news team in the world.

- Your call.

- I just have to find them.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

San Diago. Looks like we begin

our search right here at home.

Last I heard, Champ Kind was fired for

being drunk on the air and saying,

"The only Olympic sport Filipinos are

good at is eating cats and dogs."

(BAXTER BARKING)

(LAUGHS)

- Who loves chicken? You do!

- WOMEN:
We do!

(SINGING) Delicious chicken

Swing on through

Meet the crew, hoo-hoo!

I'm local San Diego legend Champ

Kind, and I believe in two things.

Good chicken,

and that the census is a way for

the U.N. to make your children gay.

So come on by and grab a wing.

'Cause when you do,

you'll say, "Whammy!"

No Catholics or Jews admitted.

All right, there you go.

One Whammy Special

with Whammy slaw.

There's a used Band-Aid

in my coleslaw.

My gosh, let me take care of that.

Get out of here before I smash

your head in, you Commie bastard!

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