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What? Can't hear.

This will change the air.

Into a vacuum!

Okay, I'll shoot you now!

Ma'am, as a female author...

Drop female. I'm an author.

Japanese always add "female."

Female author, female potter,

female politician!

Men use such terms!

Men don't sit when they piss.

We always sit on the toilet.

They piss standing up.

Men even look down on toilets.

Forgive me.

You debuted as an author

and rose to stardom.

You began this unique style of work

one year ago.

To flesh out your characters.

You're amazing!

Put simply,

you start by painting

your characters on canvas.

Right? Just like this.

After thoroughly transferring

their essence to canvas,

they surround you,

and you at last begin to write your novel.

A bold method, much talked about.

Fantastic. A luxuriant technique.

What's more,

each one of these canvases

featuring your characters

is exhibited following

the publication of your novel.

We the public read your novels,

then encounter your characters

at your exhibition.

Such an emotional journey...

It intensifies the afterglow

from reading your novels.

To date, this style has

produced four novels and exhibitions.

You've made breakthroughs as a novelist,

and as a modern artist.

That's right! For my new novel,

I auditioned many actors,

and selected the most talented.

Don't say actresses? They're actors.

Actors.

I turn actors into my characters,

clothe them, and style their hair!

The bare trunk of

my synopsis branches out intricately!

Your new novel looks like another gem.

It'll be my best ever!

What is its theme?

Theme?!

Don't annoy me with that.

People's lives don't have a theme.

I admit that when I'm in a car,

my theme is my destination.

But when I'm in a car, I masturbate.

When I masturbate, I think of many things.

My true theme is not my destination.

What is it?

I take the annoying

freedoms that restrict me,

and flush them down the sewer.

This nation's paltry freedom of speech

gets thrown in a pile of sh*t.

Freedom torments this nation's women.

Deceived by freedom,

they praise freedom of speech,

but not one of them can master it.

Got that?

No woman in this nation...

No woman in this nation can master freedom!

Freedom's servants,

freedom's slaves, freedom's puppets,

forced to act as if they're free!

They lack even the freedom

of the cheapest hooker on the street.

At freedom's mercy.

Right, mutt?!

Savor the freedom of a lowly mutt!

Are you a whore?

No.

I'm not... a whore.

When will you be one?

I want to... someday.

I'm the world's greatest whore!

So shoot me, as I am now!

That's lovely! Delightful!

Lovely! So lovely!

Noriko, become a whore!

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