Amy Schumer: The Leather Special

Synopsis: Three minutes in to her set, Amy Schumer claims that all good comedians have a "leather special," where they wear all leather and regret it later in their careers--this is hers. Amy muses on love, life, dating, and womanhood in her first Netflix comedy special.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Amy Schumer
Production: Netflix
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
2.9
TV-MA
Year:
2017
57 min
519 Views


like a small barnyard animal, okay?

Small. Small.

I didn't, like--

not like a big, fucked-up llama,

like, chewing and spitting

and reeking. No!

Little. Like a goat. You just--

You buy the food pellets, you know,

and you feed it,

and it's like...

And you're like, "Aah! he ate it."

You don't go like, "Eww!"

You go, "I want to get to a sink.

Kind of soon.

Kind of soon would be good." [chuckles]

'Cause it does smell.

That's on its best day.

On its worst day...

after a blackout...

ISIS.

It's fucked up, guys.

It's bad. And you know what? That's fine.

That is the nature of a pussy. Right?

We're so worried and ashamed.

Our moms never sat us down

and said, "Okay, honey,

one day, you're sometimes

gonna have homeless pussy.

Lights out." Like, no.

They don't tell you.

And that's just the fucking nature of it.

And it's like, we're so embarrassed.

I know some girls who won't let

anybody go down on them.

They're just like, "No, I don't know

what's going on down there."

I'm like, "What?"

Like, I will forward your mail. Go.

Head on down.

Head on down to Puss Town. And--

And if that's not your thing, fine,

you know?

If I ever started dating a guy,

and he was like,

"You know what, it's not my thing,"

I'd be like, "That's fine."

And then I would invite him

to go hiking at Red Rocks,

and I would push him

off a fucking mountain.

Just...

[imitates thud]

[imitates thuds]

Right? And then they come up,

and they go to kiss you, and you go...

"Oh!

No. Mm-mm.

[groaning]

Mm-mm.

I don't want to."

Yeah, right. Me, I'm like... [groans]

I love that shit, that's sexy.

That's hot. I'm like, "Mmm. Soup."

I...

Don't even. I see some of the girls,

just a couple, you guys are close.

They're like, "No..."

[muttering]

Yes.

I wish we were raised more like men.

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Amy Schumer

Amy Beth Schumer[1] (born June 1, 1981) is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actress, and producer. She is the creator, co-producer, co-writer and star of the sketch comedy series Inside Amy Schumer, which debuted on Comedy Central in 2013 and has received a Peabody Award. Schumer has been nominated for five Primetime Emmy Awards for her work on the series, winning for Outstanding Variety Sketch Series in 2015. That year, she also wrote and starred in the comedy film Trainwreck, receiving nominations for the Writers Guild of America Award for Best Original Screenplay and the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress – Motion Picture Comedy or Musical. more…

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