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INT. EXAMINATION ROOM - WINTER - 1975 - DAY
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1975HARVEY sits on a table in his T-shirt and underwear. A
DOCTOR unwraps a tongue depressor.
Harvey’s voice is hoarse, raspy and barely audible. It
sounds like it hurts for him to talk. Yet, he can’t stop
ranting.
HARVEY:
Doc, you gotta help me. My old
lady’s dumping me ‘cause I can’t
talk. She says I’m a social
embarrassment. Now that she’s got
her PhD, she’s some hot sh*t
academic star an’ I’m nuthin’ but a
file clerk with nothin’ ta say an’
no voice ta say it. But me bein’ a
file clerk was fine when I wrote
the damn check for her tuition-DOCTOR
#1
Harvey, stop talking please, and
open wide.
He points the tongue depressor at Harvey’s mouth but he just
keeps on going.
HARVEY:
I just don’t get it ... We were
doin’ okay for a while. Then we
took that stupid belated honeymoon.
I started losin’ my voice on the
plane. Can you believe that... On
the plane, doc?
DOCTOR #1
Bad timing, I guess. Now please
say “Ah,” Mr. Pekar.
8.
HARVEY:
“Ahhh.”
(without missing a beat)
“Ahhh” ruined the trip. I got
crazy, started to worry my voice
would never come back. I mean, my
wife didn’t know me so long before
we got hitched. What if she
totally forgets what I’m like?
Man, it’s torture-
DOCTOR #1
Shhh ....
The Doctor shines a penlight into Harvey’s mouth and looks
around.
DOCTOR #1 (cont’d)
Uh-huh.
He raises an eyebrow. Harvey catches this. Hypochondria
overtakes him.
HARVEY:
(the penlight in his
mouth)
What? Is it bad, doc?
The Doctor removes the penlight.
DOCTOR #1
It’s not good.
Harvey jumps off the table.
HARVEY:
It’s cancer? First I got marital
problems and now yer tellin’ me I
DOCTOR #1
Harvey, calm down. It’s not
cancer. You have a nodule on your
vocal chords. Probably from
screaming and yelling too much.
And if you don’t stop talking and
give it a rest, you’re gonna lose
your voice completely.
Relieved, Harvey calms down. He nods, agreeing to be good.
9.
HARVEY:
Whew ... Okay, okay. But fer how
long?
DOCTOR #1
A few months.
HARVEY:
(loudly)
Months!!
Suddenly Harvey’s voice cracks under his effort to raise it.
He sheepishly grabs his throat.
DOCTOR #1
See? More of that and you’ll do
permanent damage. Now go home,
keep your mouth shut, and hopefully
we won’t have to operate.
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