American Pie Presents: Band Camp Page #3

Synopsis: Matt Stifler, the younger brother of the legendary Steve Stifler, who made it big as Hollywood porn-producer and shamelessly ignores the idolizing kid brother, may claim the title of Stifmeister as his heritage, but even for his horniest mates he's little more then a bad joke. When Matt alone gets caught red-handed for a prank with the school band's instruments, present high school counselor Sherman 'Sherminator' finds great pleasure in taking revenge on him for the misbehavior Steve excelled even worse in, so instead of expelling the little prick, he condemns him to take part in band camp at Great Oaks, where Jim Levenstein's still understanding dad is filling in for the feared problem counselor. As there are plenty of girls in the competing bands, Matt hopes to turn his (mis)fortune around by smuggling in camera equipment including a robot to shoot saucy, clandestine material for his counterpart to Steve's hit video "Girls Gone Wild", an at least as 'revealing' Bandies Gone Wild. Mat
Genre: Comedy, Music
Director(s): Steve Rash
Production: Universal Pictures
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.1
Rotten Tomatoes:
17%
R
Year:
2005
87 min
1,423 Views


- I'm sensing some hostility here.

- He poisoned my band.

- What?

- I'm the Macro and it's my job to deal with...

- What is he doing here?

- Matt Stifler is pure evil just like his brother.

... conflict.

Thanks, Leesy.

She seems nice.

There are rules, of course.

- You will have to wear a beanie.

- Yeah.

Oh, I know. It's a little silly,

but it's tradition here...

something you're familiar with,

being on the football team, I'm sure...

with your elephant walks and circle jerks

and drinking butt beer.

But here, you just have to wear

a silly little hat and...

- a somewhat stylish Tall Oaks T-shirt.

- Yeah.

So, just go with the flow, Matt...

and you will have loads of fun...

and you'll be making new friends in no time.

Hey, Ernie Kaplowitz, tenor sax.

Cool! I'm a rookie here, too.

I really wanted to come last year,

but Computer Camp conflicted, and...

Oh, yeah, that was here when I arrived.

I think it has your name on it.

What is it?

Hi, welcome to Casa de Stifler.

I'll be your host, Matt.

Every day here, I'll make it my sincere goal

not to have to kick your ass.

Allow me to show you

to your new accommodations.

When I'm out here, you're in there.

Have a great day, fucko.

I don't...

Okay...

I'll just go and put this stuff away for you.

All right. Bandee-vision.

This is a 1978 Ohio State show...

The Wizard Of Oz.

The one where the sousaphone player

forgot to dot the I? Oh, hey.

Yeah, right. Freaks.

Never fear, the Stiffmeister's here.

Band Camp just got

a whole lot better, ladies.

You're Steve Stifler's younger brother,

aren't you?

- Young and hung.

- Great.

- Could you send him a message for me?

- No problem, senorita.

Well, it looks like Steve gave someone

the old Stifler bang-and-boot.

- Is there a problem here?

- No, everything's fine.

- Have fun at Band Camp.

- Thank you, I will.

- Later.

- Word.

You need to start showing some respect

around here, Stifler.

You need to show yourself

back to your table, Big Dog.

Out of my way, Yo.

Hola, chicas.

Elyse, so good to see you again.

So, what's going on tonight?

We gonna party, get a little crazy?

Who wants to rack up

a few frequent f***er miles?

- You know, you are the most...

- Most sexy man ever to come to Band Camp.

- What? Chloe, he is so obnoxious.

- Sexy obnoxious.

- Thank you.

- I'm tired of messing around with these...

dorky-ass nice guys...

and sensitive-artist types.

- Let's party with a real hombre tonight.

- Hell, yeah. That's me:

- 100% hombre.

- All right, my room, 8:00.

Great first day, campers.

This is your Macro speaking...

and, hey, morale

couldn't have been higher today.

So hop in the sack,

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Adam Herz

Adam Herz is an American screenwriter and producer. He founded the production company Terra Firma Films in 2003 with a first-look deal at Universal Studios. Herz was born in New York City and raised in East Grand Rapids, Michigan. more…

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