American Pie 5: The Naked Mile Page #2
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It doesn't work that way.
It should.
I'm sorry, Erik.
I know how patient you've been.
I know. It's just sometimes...
What?
Well, you're a girl.
It's a lot easier for you to be a virgin
because the longer you stay a virgin,
the more pure and innocent you seem.
The longer I stay a virgin,
the more I become the laughingstock
of the entire school.
I'm sorry, but... I mean...
(BELL RINGING)
I gotta go. I'll see you after school.
Okay.
Bye.
I'm telling you, his dick was this big.
NATALIE:
What about Erik?I bet he's got a big one.
Well, Tracy wouldn't know.
Whatever.
Yeah, I guess it's pretty hard
to figure out dick size from dry humping.
Brooke, that's mean.
Just because I don't have a catalog
of the school's dick sizes like you,
doesn't mean I don't know a thing or two.
Okay, so how big is Erik's?
See? Told you.
Come on, Brooke.
It's not like that with us.
I mean, Erik's different.
He respects my boundaries.
Well, you better give that boy
or he's gonna find a girl
with looser boundaries.
Yeah, that's what you said about Trent.
He broke up with you over sex,
and that was sophomore year.
Yeah, this just isn't gonna
work without the sex.
God, Trent is cute,
and I heard he just broke up with Holly.
Look, Tracy, we love you, and we love Erik,
but let's get real.
He's a guy, and guys have certain needs.
They really do.
It's like a caveman thing or something.
Yeah, I can't believe
you've kept him tied up this long.
Hey, Erik, guess who I just talked to?
Who?
Your cousin Stifler up at Michigan.
Why are you talking to my cousin Dwight?
Oh, we talk all the time.
What? We have a lot in common.
What's that crazy bastard up to?
He's in some fraternity,
and all those guys do is drink and f***.
And it just so happens that they're throwing
for the Naked Mile.
What's the Naked Mile?
Oh, dude, it's this thing
where thousands of students
It's the way of blowing off
steam after exams.
Thousands of naked chicks?
Stifler says that this party is gonna be epic.
Bottom line is, this place is played out.
High school's over for us.
It's time to plant our flag in a new land.
Porn, cumshot, dead grandmother,
grounded forever?
Don't worry.
Just tell your parents that, you know,
you're thinking about going to school there.
- I don't know, man.
- Oh, please.
Your mom cried when you told her
you were going to school in Boston.
She'll probably help you pack
if she thinks it'll keep you close to home.
I'll help you pack.
I'll make sandwiches.
Chicken salad?
Of course.
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