What the heck is this?
the illegal channels.
Jesus, Mom! They're not illegal!
They're pay channels. How could a
television channel be illegal?! God,
get a clue!
James, don't speak that way to your
PORNO-CHANNEL STUD (V.O.)
Play with my hairy balls!
Turn that garbage off! Give me that!
Oh my God!
Honey, why don't you let me handle this
half-naked son. Horrible, awful embarrassment. A long,
JIM'S DAD (CONT'D)
Jesus Christ. The dictionary? Hell,
son, I'll buy you some dirty
Jim's Dad exits, shaking his head. Jim sits agape,
PORNO-CHANNEL CHICK (V.O.)
American Pie (1999)
Synopsis: A riotous and raunchy exploration of the most eagerly anticipated -- and most humiliating -- rite of adulthood, known as losing one's virginity. In this hilarious lesson in life, love and libido, a group of friends, fed up with their well-deserved reputations as sexual no-hitters, decide to take action.