American Pie Page #2

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KEVIN:

It's a big, thick envelope, Vicky.

You got in.

VICKY:

You think so?

She tears it open. Pulls out a course catalog, various

forms, and a letter which she hands to Kevin.

KEVIN:

"Dear Ms. Hughes. We're sorry, but

after keeping you on the wait list for

the past couple months, we've decided

you are now rejected. Enclosed is a

100-page, full-color brochure on how

rejected you are."

VICKY:

Kevin, this is serious!

KEVIN:

You got in.

Vicky SCREAMS in excitement, like a girl at a Beatles

concert. Then she LAUGHS, and gives Kevin a big kiss and

hug.

VICKY:

I love you!

She hugs Kevin tighter -- as he looks a little frazzled,

almost perfunctorily returning the hug.

EXT. EAST GREAT FALLS HIGH - COURTYARD - MORNING

Jim has met up with CHRIS OSTREICHER -- "OZ" -- a cocky

senior with a football-player build. He cradles a ball

in a lacrosse stick.

OZ:

Illegal channels? Sh*t, if there's

any channel that should be illegal,

it's whatever that women's channel is.

Lifetime Supply of Pantyhose, or some

sh*t.

JIM:

Yeah -- hey, did you see The Little

Mermaid on TV the other night? That

Ariel, whew.

OZ:

She's a mermaid, dude.

JIM:

(trumping him)

Yeah, Oz, but not when she's on land.

OZ:

She's a cartoon, dude.

JIM:

A hot cartoon.

OZ:

Is there anything you don't jerk off

to?

JIM:

C-Span?

INT. EAST GREAT FALLS HIGH - MAIN HALLWAY - DAY

Jim and Oz, now joined by Kevin, walk down the hall. Oz

bounces the lacrosse ball off a locker, catching it

again. Kevin speaks a little distantly, unnerved.

KEVIN:

Then she said -- she loves me.

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