American Pie 2 Page #3

Synopsis: The whole gang are back and as close as ever. They decide to get even closer by spending the summer together at a beach house. They decide to hold the biggest party ever to be seen, even if the preparation doesn't always go to plan. Especially when Stifler, Finch and Jim become more close to each other than they ever want to be and when Jim mistakes super glue for lubricant.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): J.B. Rogers
Production: Universal Pictures
  8 wins & 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
43
Rotten Tomatoes:
52%
R
Year:
2001
108 min
$144,044,409
Website
4,380 Views


we'll just do this, okay?

- Friends.

- Friends.

- Ozzy, my man!

- There he is.

Shake off your chains of monogamy?

You're a free man.

I don't think so, Stifler.

I'll never turn over to the dark side.

Dumb ass. What happened to

the Nova I knew in high school?

Nova, as in Casanova,

the guy who had all the moves.

- He was an idiot.

- Yeah, but he was my idiot.

Hey, everyone, listen up!

Nova's back, baby...

and he's taken the lock

off his cock!

Ozzy, I'm lobbing you a softball.

Pull out your bat

and take a swing.

Mandy.

This is my friend, Oz.

All-state lacrosse two years in a row.

- Hi, Oz.

- Mandy, how are you?

Listen. I have a girlfriend.

It was a pleasure meeting you.

Beer out back?

You p*ssy!

Stifler's mom's room.

How did you do

that magic you did?

Tantra.

What the f***

are you doin' in here?

-Just relax.

- You get out of my house!

-Jesus Christ!

- Come back here, you little f***er!

Come back here,

you son of a b*tch!

Easy! That's enough.

Okay, guys, we went through this

last summer, all right?

Finch got a black eye

and Stifler got six stitches.

'Cause he f***in' bit me!

You touch me, I bite.

- You two relax and shake hands.

- Shake this.

I need a drink.

Why is everybody

taking a piss right now?

-Line's too long. I ain't gonna make it.

-You'll be okay. Relax.

Hey, bro. Hey, man, you're

the guy who boned Stifler's mom.

- Hey, you are a god.

- Holy sh*t, dude.

If I didn't have to hold my dick 'cause

I gotta piss, I would shake your hand.

- I'm honoured, guys.

- Don't leave.

You must teach me.

How?

How?

Look what I found, Christy.

What a coincidence.

I've been saving this

for a special occasion...

for a special girl,

just like you.

- You're so sweet.

- That's what they say.

Weird.

- Oh, my God.

- I spilled some on you.

- Maybe I should mop that up.

- Thanks.

No problem.

Whoa! Whoa, hey.

- Take it slow. Come on.

- Right.

You know, they warn us

about these situations in college.

Now, you may be intoxicated.

Oh, yeah.

Are you certain that you wish

to engage in consenting--

Hey, don't count

your chickens, buster.

- I'm just playing by the rules, baby.

- I make the rules.

That's a pretty good f***ing rule.

Dude, the line's too long.

I'll never make it.

It's gotta happen now.

Get my back.

- Clamp it off.

- Hello.

- How are you?

- Awesome.

- How are you?

- I'm really good.

How 'bout I give you

a little champagne?

Go downstairs and get us some beers?

I've got a surprise for you.

Close your eyes and get ready.

I'm ready.

- You want a beer?

- Yeah, all right.

Okay, go.

This is kind of kinky,

and I like that.

That's it.

Bathe the Stifmeister.

Oh, that's great!

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Adam Herz

Adam Herz is an American screenwriter and producer. He founded the production company Terra Firma Films in 2003 with a first-look deal at Universal Studios. Herz was born in New York City and raised in East Grand Rapids, Michigan. more…

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