American Idiots Page #2

I'm taking over.

Oh, okay.

- Oh yeah?

- Baby, I like it.

Oh yeah?

How about this?

Much better.

- Is that?

- Huh, how do you like that?

You little b*tch!

You like that?

Dude...

- Dude?

- What's up, f***ers?

Has this stoner been

in here the entire time?

Hey, man, can I get in

on some of this?

Dude, what the hell

are you doing here?

My mom had blonde hair too,

just like yours.

In fact my dad was

Asian too, I think.

Are you a real blonde?

Get the hell out of here!

All right, all right, chill out.

All right, so, uh...

hey, forget it.

Hey, I love you a**holes.

Remember that, all right?

You need a beat?

Catch me in the hood.

See me in the street,

I got what you want

I got what you need,

I'm in the black Lexus...

Oh my God, get it off me!

Oh my God!

Dude, what the f***

do you have all over you?

- And what's that smell?

- Dude, I was f***ing that chick...

thank you, by the way.

She's awesome.

And we were going at it so good and I

was f***ing her reverse cowboy, right?

Like she was turned around,

her ass facing you.

Yeah, I know what

the reverse cowboy is, Kevin!

All right, well, anyway,

I must have been doing her so good

because all I remember

is she was screaming

and I looked down...

dude, it's everywhere!

- In my bed?!

- And all over me. It's everywhere!

It's everywhere.

Oh, are you just gonna

stay in bed all day?

Or are you gonna do

something productive?

Gimme a break. I didn't get home

from the bar until 4:00 in the morning.

Yeah, I know.

But I think that if you just

wake up a little earlier,

- you might get more stuff done.

- Yeah, and do what?

Let's see, clean the pool,

fix the barbecue!

I am having a bachelorette party

here this weekend.

I'm up now.

Are you happy?

Why do you always

have to wait till the last minute

to do everything?

Okay, I'll do it now.

But we have to have

a little fun time first.

Yeah?

Come on, we haven't touched

each other in a month.

So jack off!

No one's stopping you.

- No kiss bye?

- Mm-hmm.

Love you.

Thanks for coming.

- You've always been there for me.

- Of course.

- You know you're my best friend.

- I know.

- You have it?

- Oh yeah!

- Ta-da!

- Nice box.

She definitely would have found that.

Yeah, that would have been funny.

Wyatt, this is a huge step.

It's big.

Yeah, I know, but...

I mean, it sounds like

you don't like the idea.

No no, it's not that.

She's great.

Well then what?

I'm not going to be able

to make it to dinner tonight.

Yes, you will.

Just bring your d*ckhead boyfriend.

- Hey!

- All right, but seriously though,

I need you more than ever,

so I really need you to be there.

- More than ever, huh?

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