American High School Page #4

Let's get started

with the exam.

- What?

- Put this on.

Can you just get me

the little strip that I pee on?

Uh, I don't have anything for

you to pee on except for...

...well, me, if you're into that.

I could lay under a glass table

if that's what you want to do.

- I love it.

- What?

Ooh. Um, okay.

Uh, um, I'm gonna

examine you now.

You should... You should get

on the table right here.

- I'm on the table.

- Oh, yeah.

- I'm gonna miss my class.

- I'll write you a note.

I love him!

I don't know. It's like

I just try so hard.

I just give so much, you know?

And I'm just afraid

he'll get mad.

Have you even talked

to him about it?

I can't!

He gets frustrated

and he walks away.

I mean, I want to

make him happy...

...but he doesn't care.

I didn't want to do

the principal's-office thing.

I did it for him.

Do you want to do

the nurse's-office thing?

- What?

- Nothing.

Um...

I- I-I think you're really nice, Gwen.

- And I want to help you.

- Thank...

I don't want you to get

kicked out of school.

So... So I did

something for you:

I- I-I peed in a cup for you.

And that way you won't get

expelled for being pregnant.

- Thank you!

- I'm pretty sure you're not pregnant.

You're the best friend I have.

So that's why you should use

three fingers instead of two.

Gwen. Class, what have we learned

from her actions today?

To be more discreet when

you're acting like a whore.

- Who are you?

- I'm Zoey, the new girl.

I just transferred

from Cancun.

I enjoy long walks on the beach,

I'm a Pisces...

...and I'm perfect.

I don't like you.

That's probably because you

see me as competition.

I'm hot, I know.

Talk back to me again and you'll have

your next period through your mouth.

- Leave me...

- Think about that.

B*tch.

Go on and paint.

Make it erotic.

Excuse me, Miss Apple?

Can I get some inspiration?

Paint it.

Well, this is disturbing.

- I didn't even do anything yet.

- That's what's disturbing.

What? You think you can

start whenever you want to?

- No, I just...

- You think you're better than me?

Gwen:
Abso-f***ing-lutely.

No, I wouldn't say...

What?

What are you looking at?

You're looking at

the new girl.

Yeah, she's new.

She's hot too. I'm gonna f*** her.

Holden, you gotta

get it together.

You can't let her

talk to you like that.

- Yeah, but have you seen the new girl?

- Yeah, I've seen her.

I always kinda thought

you were gay, though.

This class is great...

- I love Mrs. Apple so much.

- ...Just great.

She looked

at me when I was painting...

...and said I did a good job.

Wow, that is really good, Holden.

You know, I'm not gonna lie.

You've got...

...negative and positive space,

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