American High School Page #3

Where are you going?

Sit down!

Big deal... we banged on

Principal Mann's desk.

Look, I'm... I'm sorry.

I really am, but...

Gwen:

Don't touch me.

Alice, where's my popcorn?

Oh, sir, that's my breast.

I know.

I'm Zoey...

...the new girl.

I just transferred from Cancun.

I enjoy long walks on the beach...

I'm a Pisces

and I'm perfect.

Oh.

You do realize the school year's

almost over with.

I heard about

your internship program...

...for young hot blondes

with impressionable minds.

I had to try it out.

You know, see if I fit in.

Um, the position's

already been filled.

- We'll see about that.

- Mm-hmm.

#I don't care just what

you're made of... #

You know we have class,

Principal Mann.

Oh, I think that can wait.

Ah, Miss Hilary Weiss.

Ahh!

#I don't want to

be embarrassed #

#I don't want to notice you... #

Change of plans:

you can go to class...

...and I'll talk to

your pretty little girlfriend.

Wait... what was she

whispering to you about?

Now move!

You can't punish her during prom-queen

campaign. That's undemocratic.

#Run to you #

#I want to run to you... #

Looks like you're

failing Seuss's class.

If you don't get an A on the final,

you won't graduate.

That was done perfectly, sir.

Of course, Alice. Now I want that desk

clean by tomorrow morning...

...so clean that I can

eat off of it...

...if I choose to.

Let's go, Zoey.

How am I ever gonna

show my face at school again?

I'm the school slut.

That spot was reserved

for Hilary.

We have never been caught...

never.

And we've pulled off

some really risky missions:

...here at Mr. Seuss's classroom;

...here at the 50-yd line

of the football field;

...and not to mention

the bleacher sex!

Bleacher sex!

That is still the single-most

uncomfortable spot...

...to ever get it on.

I still have splinters from that.

Lunch is almost over.

Please please please...

...don't make me go back

to that hell.

Boy:
Gwen Adams, report to the nurse's

office for a pregnancy test.

That is all.

Gwen:
Oh God, what if I'm pregnant?

Again.

Excuse me.

Do you have a pass?

Oh, boy.

First patient of the day.

Hi.

- Welcome to my office.

- Hi.

I just need to pick up

a pregnancy test.

Okay, I think we...

we should get to know each other...

...since you're in my office and

I don't even know your name.

I'm Nurse Doogie.

I'm Gwen. Can I just have

a pregnancy test really fast?

You're Gwen.

I heard about you... You had

some sex, didn't you?

Was it good?

It was great for me.

I, uh, heard it while I was in

the bathroom over the speaker and...

Can we not talk

about that, please?

- No no, I...

- Stop. Please don't touch me.

Uh, put this robe on.

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