American High School

Synopsis: "American High School," a romantic comedy, is centered on two people who marry young and contend with the consequences of "bad" actions. Moreover, it is a story about a young, frightened girl, Gwen Adams who tries to break away from her father, find peace with her husband, and find peace within. In a world that expects everything from her, being herself was the last thing on her mind. When pushed to the breaking point, she discovers her own self-worth. But is it too late?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Sean Patrick Cannon
Production: Anchor Bay Entertainment
86 min

We like to watch you leave.

California... will never find a more

wretched hive of scum and villainy.

This is our history teacher,

Mr. Seuss.

Rumor has it his ber hot wife

is cheating on him.

She's our art teacher

and vice principal.

You can see from

her photos...

...she's extremely qualified.


...where certain parts of Anaheim

worship a giant rat.

- Kip Dick.

- This means you should swim naked.

Kip Dick, out!

Harass. Be gone.

Seuss, I'm just here to

learn like everybody else...

Yeah, but what you're trying to teach

her, her dad doesn't want her to learn.

Move it.

Fine fine. You know, your class

is boring anyway.

Well, thank you.

But you know, this is only for students

who have graduated this century.

Okay. Quietly... we continue our exciting

adventures in California history...

Ooh! My dad works in porn;

...he works in the state of California

'cause he's awesome!

What the f*ck?

Did you get high?

- Totally, dude.

- Seuss, Seuss.

Oh, what the... Oh!

And that'll be enough for

California history.

Make sure you've all read

chapter 14... through six, due...

what the heck... Tomorrow.

Yo yo yo!

This is your principal.

I need all my seniors

down to the gymnasium.

I repeat, I need all my seniors down

to the gymnasium.

Ooh, Principal Mann.

Ooh, yeah!

That was another

amazing announcement.

Oh, you were fabulous, sir.

To the gymnasium.


Dad, what are you doing here?

Just hanging out with my bros,

being totally awesome.


By the way, your dad

has awesome cologne.

Totally awesome.

It's Essence of Apple.

Well, I'm gonna skedaddle.

- Mr. D.

- Mr. D.

Call me Kip!

All right, Kip.


Who's the cutie?

I don't even know.

- Awesome.

- My name's Katie.


It doesn't matter.

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Sean Patrick Cannon

Sean Patrick Cannon (born December 31, 1981) is an American film director and screenwriter based in Sherman Oaks, California, best known for the film American High School. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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