American High School Page #2
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- 2009
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Why don't you guys swing by
the house later?
We'll throw around the pigskin,
crack a few beers.
- Honey, bring some of your friends.
- You're cute.
I know. I know.
Hey.
Hey, shithead.
How come we never
threw around the pigskin, huh?
That's 'cause I'm ashamed of you.
What the f***, Dad?
I told you never
to call me that.
Oh my God.
Could you be more of a p*ssy?
Now you're supposed to be a Dick.
Start acting like one.
Look at yourself.
I mean, come on...
Do some push-ups, get a girlfriend,
get a life.
No more jerking off.
Yeah, well maybe if I had a Dick
teaching me how to be a Dick...
I wouldn't be such a p*ssy,
all right?
Talk to the hand.
Talk to the hand.
- Real mature. Real mature.
- Talk to the hand.
- F*** you, Dad!
- Hey...
- Cheesy-looking motherf***er.
- The balls...
You know, Jonny's still
single and available.
Dad, I'm married.
Yeah, well, it's never too late
for an upgrade.
Girl:
Quiet. Quiet!Boy:
It is with prideto introduce to you...
...the cornerstone
of this school...
Assistant Principal Becky Apple.
Boy:
Look at those!As seniors on
the fast track to graduation...
...a ritual is often performed.
I am of course
talking about prom.
Man:
I love you!
Prom is the be-all, end-all
of your time here.
On that note, I'd like to hand you over
to the prom chair, Hilary Weiss.
Man:
Whoo!
Totally. I want to bite
your ass!
Thank you, Miss Apple.
Thank you, students.
- Boy:
F***ing suck!- Without your hard work...
...and dedication, our prom
would not be possible.
You guys are so awesome!
- Boy:
Cocksucker!- Boy #2:
Your p*ssy stinks!And on a more serious note...
...when prom comes,
all of you need to vote for me...
Hilary Weiss.
I mean, I'm the prettiest girl
in school, so it's a no-brainer.
Where'd you go?
Holden:
We hit the jackpot, Gwen...the principal's desk.
- You, me, now. It's unlocked.
- What?
Come on, this'll leave
our last mark on campus.
Ow.
Plus, I want to let
all the boys know...
- That I'm a freak in the sheets.
- Boy:
Whoo!I can't believe
I'm really here.
Come here.
Holden:
Are we almost done?Holden:
I can't do this.Oh God. Oh God.
Oh my God. Oh f***.
- So last year...
Thank you.
That was very nice.
- Thanks!
- Holden:
Oh, f***! Oh my God!Oh, Gwen.
Oh, Gwen.
Oh my God, Gwen.
What's going on here?
I think they were
having sex.
Yes, Alice,
that's a rhetorical question.
- But, sir...
- How could you not lock my door?
I ain't cleaning this sh*t up.
Oh, you'll clean it up, Grandpa.
And you'll like it!
Do you two understand this is
mahogany wood from Bangladesh?
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