American Dirtbags Page #2
- Year:
- 2015
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That's reasonable, you know
what else is reasonable?
I don't want just his nuts,
I want your nuts, too.
You remember what nuts are Jack,
those are those two
things in your throat
that you have to cough
up every once in awhile.
And I want your dick, your
little shriveled up baby dick
that you can't get hard anymore.
So take your little boy hands,
and reach into your diaper
that you're shitting
yourself in right now
and pull out your baby
dick and cough up your nuts
and let's make a deal.
- Yes ma'am.
- Are you f***ing
cryin', right now?
- No.
- Do you wanna go get pizza?
Me, too, thanks guys.
- I wouldn't be
surprised if she went home
at night and took cute
little innocent puppies
and drowned 'em in
her f***ing tub.
I hope that cold-hearted
b*tch gets mauled
by a god damn mountain lion.
Sh*t was gettin' rough.
Sometimes I was payin'
for gas and smokes
with change I
found in the couch.
- Hey, mister?
- - Yeah, buddy?
- Will you buy me a six-pack?
- No.
- - Hold on,
a six-pack is worth,
what, eight bucks?
I'll give you thirty
bucks, keep the change.
- Now I ain't tryin'
to be a bad guy,
and I ain't tryin' to be
a bad influence, neither,
but I just figured, f*** it.
Yeah, all right.
- Yes.
- Next thing I knew, I had
And business was boomin' boy.
All right, now normally
the 40s are 20,
I'm sold out of
six-packs right now,
you can get a fifth for
$50 or a handle for 100.
On account of it
bein' the holidays,
I'm doin' a 20% discount,
what you guys want?
- I want a beer
- whiskey.
- Word spread like a
damn field fire in California.
In just two months, I was
supplyin' teenagers with booze
in six different
counties, for real, man.
Now try to keep in mind,
I wasn't tryin' to
do nothin' wrong,
it's not like I was sellin'
drugs to little kids.
Hell, I don't even
mess with drugs, man,
gotten into that sh*t.
I tried it once or
twice, I didn't like it.
My brother Victor,
though, took to that sh*t
like a fish to f***ing water.
- 20 bucks.
- Yeah, yeah, bro, this
sh*t better be good.
Last sh*t you gave me wasn't.
- When he was a
teenager, he started stealing
from Ronny's stash and
selling it at school.
He'd be tripping out if I
told him what I started doin'.
I quit my job and went
full-time booze bandit.
It was excitin', man.
I felt like Bo and Luke
Duke runnin' from boss hog.
Minus the shitty blue jeans
and faggy hair, no offense.
Those Vietnamese dudes
at the liquor store
must have thought I was
a serious alcoholic,
I was blowin' a
thousand dollars a week,
and not on expensive
sh*t, neither.
Life was pretty kick-ass, I
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