American Dirtbags

Synopsis: A fast-paced, dark dramedy following six lovable degenerates, their terrible choices, often hilarious and tragic consequences, and unexpectedly interwoven lives.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Bob Place
  1 win.
90 min

with a man who gets off

playin' with dead things he

finds on the side of the road.

Her mama was just as bad,

except she was a religious nut

two steps away from

being that psycho mother

in that movie Carrie.

And I'm talkin' about the

one with sissy Spacek,

not that shitty remake with

the bitch from kick-ass.

- Oh father in

heaven, lord of lords,

king of kings,

oh divine benevolence,

root of David,

sweet lion of the

tribe of Judah,

bless our food and

forgive us our sins,

for we know we our

horrible, evil sinners

who deserve to have

our eyes plucked out,

and our souls cast into

the fiery trenches of hell,

to be slowly cooked alive

and sodomized by Lucifer

and his many legions of

demons forever and ever.


- Amen.

- Amen.

- All right,

who's ready for dinner?

This looks delicious.

- After the divorce was final,

I moved in with this dude

I found online, Harvey.

- What up, bro, welcome

to the titty tent.

Hope you brought penicillin.

- He was a

pussy-hound, boy,

chicks were coming in

and out of our apartment

like we was having

a fucking fire sale.

I don't know what that dude

was doing, but whatever it was,

it was working.

He was gettin' so much tail,

that shit was tricklin'

down on to me.

It was like god damn

Reaganomics except with pussy.

Gettin' laid was great and all,

but I was broke as a joke, boy.

I was still doin' roofing,

and I wasn't paying too much

for my room with Harvey,

but that bitch lawyer

got me by the balls

during the divorce.

- We won't be satisfied

until we have his nuts.

- What, oh no, be reasonable,

they weren't even together

for very long.

- Be reasonable, is that what

lawyering is to you, Jack?

- Yes.

- Reasonable?

You know what's reasonable,

leaving you, like your wife did.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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