Amber Alert Page #2

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really, like, curvy like you.

- Thank you.

- But it also will reflect your mood swings.

So, there would be one part

that would be like, "Aah! ".

- And then another part would be...

- Aw, how sad. Amber Alert.

What's an Amber Alert?

It's when a creepy dude puts

you in the back of his truck

and tries to tickle your wiener.

- Ha ha ha...

- Dude, you are nasty.

Okay, I think

my one wish would be...

It's probably your scout master!

- That's not funny! That's not funny!

- That's just a bonus.

- What... hey.

- Next question is...

Wait. Sammy,

hang on a second.

- Wait just one second.

- Okay.

I'm not... okay.

Is that a...

that's a gray Honda, right?

It looks...

more blackish?

Steel, maybe?

Steel?

Okay, um, pretty sure

that's probably a gray Honda.

- What reality show...

- That's a gray Honda there.

- What reality show contestant do you relate with?

- That is a gray Honda.

- That's a gray Honda.

- Okay, good job.

Oh, okay, well, on...

on the thing,

on the sign thing

it said gray Honda.

Are you trying to get

out of these questions?

- Yes, I am.

- We're almost done!

I definitely am trying

to get out of the questions.

Stay focused. What reality show

contestant do you relate to?

- I don't...

- Come on!

I don't relate to reality...

first of all reality shows

are the furthest thing away

from reality you could

possibly get.

There's nothing about

reality on those shows.

Okay, if you had to pick one...

and I'm saying

that's a gray Honda,

And the sign said gray Honda.

Do you know how many

gray Honda's there are?

That's probably

the most common car

in the whole entire world.

- All right, okay.

- If you had to pick

the most-selling car

in the world, that's it.

Okay, but what if that's the one

the sign is talking about?

Okay, the chances

are very, very slim.

- I will bet you...

- Okay...

- Okay, I will bet you...

- Reality show!

You'll bet me that you'll

finish the survey right now?

I mean, maybe.

I mean, that's

kind of a big bet,

I don't think the sign

said what color it was.

Okay, what reality show

contestant do you relate with?

Uh, fine!

Flavor Flave!

Okay, if another teammate...

I think that's the gray Honda.

There's no way that's the Honda.

I will bet you

a million dollars.

I will bet you you stop asking

me these stupid questions.

- If that's the gray Honda from the sign,

- All right, stay focused!

- Come on, we're almost done with this.

- Sam! Sam, wait!

- Stay focused!

- No, Sam, I don't want to do this anymore.

Why am I wasting tape on this?

- Who wants to watch...

- Shh! Listen.

If this is the car, then you have

to stop asking me these questions.

Okay, if this is the car,

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