Amazon Women on the Moon Page #2
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- Year:
- 1987
- 85 min
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but have you looked around
this hospital?
There are sick people here.
I just saw this old guy in the hallway
with these gnarly scabs all over his body.
Gross me out!
[ Gags, Shudders ]
-I'm not about to expose your little Jeffrey...
-Nicholas.
to that.
- I've got a solemn oath to uphold here.
- Doctor...
Brenda and I are both
Lamaze graduates...
and we've never heard of quarantining
Ooh, Lamaze.
Well, I forgot that you spent
three whole weekends sitting on a floor...
learning how to breathe.
I had to get by on a degree
Please, it's important to us to see our child.
You've heard of bonding.
- Uh--
- Doctor.
We'd like to spend a little quality time
with our son, please.
A little quality time with your son?
That would be beautiful.
You people.
[ Scoffs ]
- What's with that guy?
- [ Woman On P.A. ]
Mrs Fernandez, front desk.
He's supposed to be
the top man in his field.
Well, when he brings in little Jeffrey,
we're going--
- Nicholas!
- [ Doctor ] Here we go.
- Here's the little tyke.
- [ Both ] Oh!
- Okay, that's enough germs.
- Wait! Wait a minute.
- We haven't even seen him yet.
- Go ahead, breathe all over him.
I don't care.
What is this, some kind
of sick practical joke?
What are you talking about?
He's got your eyes.
Come on. They all
look like this at first.
You see, when the baby passes through
the birth canal, its head gets a little pointy.
in a couple days. Promise.
That's not a baby.
That's a Mr Potato Head.
Harry, call
the hospital administrator.
Hey! You're right.
This is a Mr Potato Head.
Gosh, they're so lifelike.
Anybody could've made
this mistake.
I'll be right back
with the real Nicholas.
- Harry, what are they doing to us?
- Calm down, Brenda. Calm down.
We don't want you to get
post-partum anxiety.
Now, as soon as we get our son,
I'm going to report this quack.
Thank God you took that
assertiveness training course.
Yeah.
Here's the little tyke.
[ Chuckling ]
- You've been a naughty little baby.
Yes, you have.
- [ Sighs ]
- Playing peekaboo
with Mommy and Daddy.
- About time. Nick, it's your dad.
He's got a strong, determined jaw
just like his old man there.
[ Imitates Baby Cooing
And Crying ]
Whoops.
- Great. Now you made him cry.
- I don't believe this.
[ Continues Imitating
Baby Crying ]
Is this okay?
Would you rather breastfeed him?
- Get away from me!
- I'm gonna kill you!
[ Gasps ]
What kind of hospital is this?
All right,
Mr and Mrs Lamaze!
You see, due to a slight clerical error,
your son has been temporarily misplaced.
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