Amar Akbar & Tony Page #2

You need to learn how to make good chapati

to keep your husband happy.

Yeah? I thought you had to learn how to do

other things to keep your husband happy.

Chee. Take this inside.

-Ik minut! Sonia.

-What?

-Please cover yourself.

-Mom!

-Ah!

-Besharam.

We used to walk five miles

to work every morning.

We had bread dipped in tea for our lunch.

You have choices which we didnt.

If I had half the opportunities you have--

Ah! Chapatis!

What happened to your eye?

Soni!

What?

Uh-- I got into a fight.

But the choices you boys make today

will make you into the men

you become tomorrow.

To be a man you need big shoulders

and bigger balls.

Why is nobody eating?

Come on, come on. Here.

Yes, please, Auntie.

Come on, eat until everyones plates

empty, empty, empty.

How do you say big balls in Punjabi?

-Vaadey tattey.

-Vaadey tattey.

-Vaadey tattey. Thats it.

-Vaadey tattey.

- Vaadey tattey.

- Just get in.

Vaadey tattey.

-That all right?

-Its right, its right.

-Got a headache, man.

-I dont wanna hear about your problems.

-Vaadey tattey. Vaadey tattey!

-Shut up.

-Whoo!

-Shut up!

So, why should we offer you

the position, Mr. Singh?

Well, sir, as well as

my academic distinctions,

I firmly believe in

the British justice system.

Its always been my dream

to work for a prestigious law firm--

Thats admirable, Mr. Singh,

but Im not looking to hire a politician.

Im looking to hire a good lawyer.

Why should we hire you?

Im hardworking. I always give a hundred

percent. You wont find me wanting.

Look, Mr. Sykes,

the area Im from,

the kids I grew up with,

a lot of them could be future clients.

Quite a few of them

are criminals-in-the-making.

I know drug dealers,

fraudsters, tax evaders.

I know I can bring

a lot of business to this firm.

Do you come here often?

-Waiting for my boyfriend, actually.

-Oh. Where is he?

-Fifteen minutes late.

-Ah. Not really worth it then, is he?

Ow!

Howd it go?

He offered me the job.

I start in two weeks!

-Oh, my God, thats amazing!

-Ive got another surprise.

Keep your eyes closed. Turn around.

Dont open them until I say.

Keep em closed. No peeking.

Okay, and look.

Well? What you reckon?

Uh, what do I reckon what?

-Are you proposing?

-Its obvious, isnt it?

-Go on, then.

-What?

-What, get down on my knees?

-Yes!

Uh-uh. Were Punjabi. We dont do that.

Well, propose Punjabi style then.

Oye, shaadi karogi?

Aho.

Its perfect.

You, look after the car.

-Why do I always have to stay?

-Come on.

It says that if we are not

fully repaid by the end of the two years,

then this bar will belong to us.

So please, if you agree, sign it.

Things have been difficult,

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