Alvin And The Chipmunks Page #3

grown man bring another grown man,

a big box with a bunch of Chipmunks in it

who not only speak English, but also can sing.

But they do sing.

We have been practising all morning .

You have been practising...

I didn't realize, ok what.

yeah.

Ok. No

Dave, Im going to pretend

that I have a lunch to go to.

Oops.. I got lunch to go to.

What was that?

- Nothing, nothing, a little stage fright.

I thought my heart was going to explode

- We are not performing monkeys, Dave.

Why we have to sing to that guy anyway?

Oh. How is this?

pretend I need the money...

I hate my job, and you're staying at my place

So you owe me.

We're sorry, Dave

- Yeah, that helps.

Never mind.

I'm late for work.

Can we go with you?

What? So you can that mess that up too?

Ah ah... You're goin' home

Can I stand in your lap and steer?

Give me bip.. bip.. bop

Never mind.

So sorry about the delay,

it should be a couple more minutes

Here he is.

- Sorry Im late.

Boy, am I jazzed about our

Yummable Energy Bars commercial

Honestly.

Goodable Energy Bar commercial

Right, Goodable.

Ok, here's the pitch

We open on a group of lethargic kids

Close up on a little girl's face.

She is sad

Our customers don't like to think

of their kids as being sad?

Could she be flying a kites?

- I like kites.

Good

Ok great

She's flying a kite

She's running with a kite.

She's running out of steam..

She's tired.

and lets go of the kite

Oh no! We see her face.

It's sad.

But not too sad.

Right! So, she pull out her Goodable Energy bar...

It's my mom.

Sorry.

Hey, mom.

- We have a situation, Dave.

Theodore vaccuumed up Alvin.

Alvin:
Dave help!

- What?

.............................

-Just Stay calm - And there goes Theodore

And that is the other.

I can't do this right now .

Ok?

I absolutely understand.

But sorry Dave, quick question...

How do you feel

about an indoor pool?

Look, if you flood my house

You're dead.

Out on the street, capiche?

Mothers.

Why don't we come over here.

and look at the sales projections?

When I saw these numbers

I thought, there is just no way.

But then I looked again.

The size of Theodores butt?

Why don't we

come back to that.

Anyway, Ten years ago, the market shares

for healthy food ...

Imperceptible amongst six to twelve year olds.

How smart Simon thinks he is.

-- Opposed to How smart he actually is.

Who's Simon?

I didn't.

-- Move it along.

You know what,

I think I will just clean out my office.

Sounds good.

Guys, what's this about?

Obviously... Theodores butt.

-- We talked we coloured .

On my presentation board?

You got me fired.

We didn't know.

We are sorry, Dave.

--Oh.. you are sorry? that's fantastic.

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