Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Page #2

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You're so crafty.

Thanks. It's what I do.

- Ow!

- Oh! Sorry!

Ew! What are you?

- We are the Chipettes.

- Hi, I'm Eleanor!

My sister was just trying to apologize.

What's she sorry for?

Stepping on my friend's foot?

Or her busted, tired little dance moves?

Oh, no, you didn't!

Oh, yes, she did!

You better get those Lee Press-Ons

out of my face

unless you want to meet my claws.

And, yeah, baby, they're real.

- Do you wanna go?

- Hit it!

Come on, shake your body

Baby, do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on, shake your body

Baby, do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on, shake your body

Baby, do the conga

Oh, whoa!

Ugh!

Let the music move your feet

Come on, shake your body

Baby, do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on, shake your body

Baby, do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on, shake your body

Baby, do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on, shake your body

Baby, do the conga

Come on!

Captain, I'm really sorry

about what happened.

Alvin, he's a kid.

He's just trying to have some fun.

There's nothing wrong with fun.

Our pelican makes sure

that everyone on the ship has fun.

In fact, in port,

he circles the chip on a hang glider.

It's really quite amusing.

However, my number one priority

is the passengers' safety.

So I simply cannot have Alvin put

himself, or anyone else, at risk again.

Believe me. I understand.

If Alvin breaks any more of our rules,

there will be consequences.

The last thing we want

is anyone getting hurt.

Excuse me.

- Hot!

- Sorry.

Hot!

Unbelievable. Gravy pants.

Hey, hey!

- Do you have a problem with me?

- You bet I have a problem with you.

- Why?

- As if you didn't know..

I don't know.

Ian? What are you doing here?

I'm working, Dave.

- Is this your job?

There are not many record companies

interested in becoming a man to believe ...

who has messed with the Chipmunks,

Ettes and the Chip ...

Justin Bieber and rejected.

Two times.

I'm sorry that you lost your job, and ...

your dignity. That you do not get back

by hot things to throw over me.

You're right, Dave. It's too late for me

to regain my old life ...

but it's not too late

to ruin yours too.

Do you want to ruin my life?

- Let's start with this holiday.

If I see squirrels a rule violation,

I go straight to Captain Correlli.

You're in my house.

Technically it's not a house,

but a ship.

The point is, I'll be watching you.

Like a hawk!

- Theodore?

- Please don't eat my brain!

What are you watching Jungle Monster 4?

Alvin, how could you...

Alvin?

Simon?

Girls?

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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