Alpha House Page #2
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- 2014
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It is now written by state
and federal laws,
which forbid anyone
the opposite sex feel harassed,
disentranced, or
other wise uncomfortable.
It means you horn dogs
will dial down the debauchery.
Significantly.
How significantly?
This place is going to make the Mormon
tabernacle look like Mardi Gras.
Everybody will be
on their best behavior.
Or else, you're out.
Out of Alpha House?
Out of Alpha House.
Out of Sterling College.
Poop out of luck!
Ladies.
Why don't know go
make yourselves at home.
Girls.
Can someone please
buy some air freshener?
This is a disaster.
I'm outta here.
- Where you going?
- Sorry dudes.
I was only in this stupid frat only
for the booze and the cooze.
What about brotherhood?
the party die?
Dude, look around.
The party is dead.
in Co-Ed trim right now.
Instead of watching these
Delta Pi lesbos
turn our front door
into a chastity belt.
Adios losers.
Enjoy your castration.
Come on! Seriously guys!
Wait what?
Bye, bye.
Well...
Looks like you're the defecto
president potty mouth.
Congrats.
Alright, listen up.
This is how it's going to work.
You two are gonna divide
up the house equally.
I'm putting this on both
your shoulders.
- Got it?
- Got it.
Good.
So this is how it's gonna work.
You guys are gonna get
the rooms in the back,
and we get the rooms
in the front.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You are talking to the acting
Okay? If anybody decides
who gets what rooms is me.
Okay, so what do you suggest?
Girls in the front, guys in the back.
And you can share
your room with me.
I'll pass. How many bathrooms
are in this hell hole?
2 upstairs. 1 down here.
We each get one upstairs,
the one downstairs is for guests,
and the living room and
- Does that work for you?
- Yes.
Make it so.
Right.
Who is that?
I am not sure but I think
she wants to f*** me!
That's not gonna happen.
Oh yeah we'll see
about that sweetie.
Oh. Melanie?
Zach.
Oh my god.
What are you doing here?
I just transferred.
I was over at state last semester.
Well hello there, smelanie.
Cameron. Wow.
Didn't miss that!
Melanie. Upstairs now.
- We're having a meeting.
- Okay.
Well, I guess I will be seeing you
around the house then?
Yeah, I guess so.
This place is repulsive.
Is that a used condom?
Ladies please!
I know these are not
the best of arrangements.
And no matter what those
cavemen downstairs think,
This place is as much our
as it is theirs.
The road is gonna be rough.
It's gonna be dirty.
And occasionally will have
a used condom in it.
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