Alpha And Omega Page #3

kind of handsomely "Cute"?

Again with the butt.

These mosquitoes are out of control.

I'll meet you on Mars,

right after I eat the Milky Way.

That sounds good.

Save some for me.

Bag them up, boys. We're going to Idaho.

You got it, chief.

Okay. There we go. Watch out there.

Kate?

Where am I?

Humphrey?

Is that you?

Kate! Where are we?

I don't know.

Maybe we're dead.

Nope. Definitely not dead.

At least they left us some water.

You got water?

Nope. Definitely not water.

Kate, what are you doing?

Trying to get out.

Calm down.

Listen, maybe they're taking us

to where there's more food.

Or maybe we are the food.

Kate, you're right. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight.

Yeah.

All right. Set them free.

Look at them go.

Wow.

This isn't Jasper.

Yeah, but it sure does... Rock!

Quick, get down!

What are they doing?

What a smashingly brilliant story this is.

The golfing goose from the low regions

of the Arctic Circle is leading the pack.

He's using the wrong club.

Could you do me a favor, Needles,

and shut the hole that makes the words?

Looks like they're playing

some sort of weird game.

Maybe they can tell us how to get home.

Yeah. And if they can't, we can eat them.

Yeah. Follow my lead.

Yeah, I'm right behind you.

Now you will see, this shot is mine.

Splendid! Wonderful hit, sir.

Just a minute!

It's ugly, but a good runner.

Did you see that? Did you see that?

I guess the birdie ruined your Birdie.

You mark it "Birdie"

because it would have gone in.

Technically, sir, it might have gone in.

That silly bird

stopped my shot from going in.

So, I will not take an extra stroke.

Mark it Birdie!

Well, it... It was an obstacle.

And everyone has to play

with the obstacles.

You know, we wouldn't want to lie.

This is not a lie.

This is not a lie if you are French.

Well, French-Canadian. There's a slash,

a hyphen, in between there.

-I say French.

-Canadian.

-French.

-Canadian.

-French!

-Canadian, sir.

May I just say, though,

that you are a wonderful golfer.

And you are a very good caddie.

Take off!

Paddy, what is wrong with you?

Hello.

You are two wolves.

I have not seen many wolves

in these parts.

But I am not afraid of wolves. No.

I like wolves.

Good. 'Cause we just want to ask you

a few questions.

Yes. Quick! Look behind you!

Grab him!

So, you want to face

the French Resistance?

That's French-Canadian!

My butt! My butt! My butt!

Omegas.

This is not a game anymore!

Don't you wash your feet?

Look out for the trees!

Watch that.

Nice one, sir.

Gotcha.

Oh, no.

That's got to hurt.

How do you like it now, wolf?

Hole in one, sir.

You have bit off more than you can chew

this time, my friend.

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