Alpha And Omega Page #2

I saw the whole thing, guys.

And, I cannot believe

they didn't just fall all over you.

When you yelled, "Hey,"

I thought you cinched it right there.

So, you think you can do better?

Please.

The next girl that comes up the hill,

she's mine.

I've never seen her look that good.

Kate is hot.

I'll be right back.

Hey.

Where do you think you're going?

Humphrey, you know the rules.

You're not allowed to howl with her.

She's an Alpha.

We can eat together.

Guys, I know. I... I was just...

Kidding.

Cheer up, buddy. You still got us.

Friends for life!

Ugly-

So, do you see Garth?

Great.

I'm not even sure what he looks like.

But I'm sure...

We'll know him when we see him.

Hey, Kate.

What?

Garth.

Lilly, stand up.

Garth, hello. Good to see you.

-Humphrey?

-My butt! My butt.

It really hurts.

You should really do something

about that cough.

Be careful, Kate.

There's something going around.

Tails and ears are falling off, literally.

Name's Humphrey.

Garth.

Wow. You are a...

You are a big one, aren't you?

Wow. You're practically a moose.

Where you hiding them antlers?

Who's the coyote?

Who's the coyote? I get it.

That's good, 'cause I'm, like...

No one important.

Lilly, why don't you take

little coyote Humphrey and run along?

Come on, Humphrey.

Let's go eat some of those bitter berries.

So, tell me about yourself.

What does Garth like to do?

Well, I'm really into fitness, you know?

Rabbit sprints, tree squats.

You know us Alphas got to keep fit

to lead the pack.

But, what really gets me going is...

Was it good for you?

Unbelievable.

You know...

I just... Just... Hold on a sec

'cause I'm going to be right back.

I... I need some water. Some water. Okay?

So, I'll... Just... Hold on.

No worries.

I'll just keep my vocal chords warm.

Yeah.

"Oh, he's no one important.

"Just take little coyote Humphrey

and run along."

Coyote.

-Where's Barf?

-it's Garth.

And we're just taking a little break.

A break?

What? Is that so strange?

No. No, no, no, no. Are you kidding?

I always like to take a break

Well, I do.

Your howling partner, he's not a...

He's not a stud.

Not a stud but, like, it's like "stud" but...

A dud. A dud. That's it. isn't he?

No.

He is not a dud.

In fact, Humphrey,

you'd be surprised to find that he is...

Strong!

Yes. Yes! Strong! And he's... He's...

-Proud!

-Yes! Yes.

Proud. And he's...

What's the word I'm looking for?

An Alpha's Alpha.

That is right! He is an Alpha's Alpha.

You make me so mad!

Hey, I was just kidding.

You're kind of cute.

Really? You think... So, wow. Okay. Cute.

Yeah. That's... Look...

Thank you, first of all,

but do you mean "Cute" in, like, a rugged,

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