Along the Roadside Page #2
I work at the post office.
Are you delivering?
Yes, I do but in Salzburg.
What?
That's in Austria.
So, what are you doing here?
I'm here for Blonde Priest.
What?
Blonde Priest.
Blonde Priest?
Yes.
Are you like religious?
I love them all.
So you have a delivery
for a blonde priest?
No, I'm here for their concert.
You're here for
Blonde Priest concert?
Yes.
Is that like a rock band?
Jawohl! F nf.
What?
Actually they're kind of folky,
Americana, Dylan-ish.
They were originally
called Sweat Breads,
but they changed it.
They played two days ago.
Yes, I'm aware
of this, but you see
my flight was
cancelled or suspended
actually because of
another volcano in Iceland.
I'm sure it's been all
over the news here.
You see all flights
were grounded because
of the smoke.
On top of that I had to
get a connection Chicago
and that plane got
hit by a truck right
before take off.
Your plane got hit by a truck?
Yes. A loading
truck with luggage.
Like what the f***?
One of the teamsters.
He was -
We all had to evacuate,
but anyways I was
hoping to replace these
tickets for the ones of
their next gig because
you know I missed
this one due to a
natural disaster,
and it states here
that I'm eligible
for an exchange or a refund,
but I don't want a refund.
You see, there's a
So here and the original
plane ticket here.
I'm going to call my manager
and see what he can do.
He's a tough-ass puto.
, there's this
girl here who missed
the concert that was
here like two days ago
and she missed it because
like of the ice melting
or some sh*t like the
ozone layers so now she
wants us to buy her a
ticket to like Australia.
Okay.
He'll be right here.
Thank you.
You see Terry,
in the poem Au Lecteur
that prefaces Le Fleurs
du Mal, Baudelaire
accuses his readers of
hypocrisy and of being
as guilty of sins and
lies as the poet himself.
And I quote, "If rape or
arson, poison or the knife
has woven a pleasing
patterns in the stuff
of the canvas we accept as life
it is because we are
not bold enough."
You're back?
Just to pick up some sh*t.
You look tired.
You look like a bus driver.
I've been stress eating a lot.
Right.
I get the wrong
e-mail and I kill
a jar of Nutella.
I started up a
Twitter for that thing.
I know. I've
got over 200 followers.
Most of them porn stars.
Your sh*t is in the garage
and your room is rented.
He was like,
"You got a nice accent
you can get away
with a lot of sh*t."
Because you know you
can be at the club
saying some foul stuff
to a woman and if
you're saying it to her
in a nice posh English
accent she'll still
think you're sexy.
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