Alone for Christmas Page #2

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just as much as you do

but he was bad.

You won't like it if Dylan opened up

all your presents.

Right. Like a care about

little Miss wet myself.

Now give him

one last hug goodbye.

We need to get on the road.

Be good Bone.

See ya Bud.

- Alright buddy.

- Be careful in there.

Come on Bone.

- Merry Christmas Dude.

- Come on, here we go.

- Come on boy.

- That goes double for you Columbus.

Huh, I know

it doesn't look like much but,

well we'll see. Alright buddy.

Hello?

Hello?

Save yourselves.

No tag. You're it.

Oh!

Dog poop.

You're going to clean that up?

No, I'm covered in dog poop.

Hey how you doing?

I'm Anthony Anthony.

But my friends call me, Triple A.

I'm good.

What's the other A for?

Other A?

Well you said, Triple A.

Oh, yeah! I can see

why that's confusing. Yeah.

So, who's the little guy?

Oh. Bone.

My wife's name was Bone.

- Really?

- I'm just kidding with you.

You know what,

it's too hot outside.

Why don't we go inside?

Come on Bone.

Come on in.

Watch yourself, watch these guys.

Come here.

So, how long are you in for Bone?

Just a couple of days.

I had called earlier but...

you seem really busy so.

No. This isn't busy.

Sometimes I have 5 times

the amount of animals in here.

5 times? But...

Sir, I can see you're hesitating.

I'll tell you what I'm a do,

I'm gonna give you $10 dollars off.

- Oh, it's not that.

- $30 dollars.

You seem like a nice guy.

$6 dollars?

I... Wait?

$6 dollars?

I'm bad at this Sir.

Look you seem a little overwhelmed,

so Come one Bone.

Look Sir, I need this okay.

I love dogs. I love dogs

more than I love people.

I understand times

are tough but...

Bone is family.

And he's like my family too man.

I'm gonna treat him

like I treat my little brother.

And I love my little brother.

Most of the time.

But Sir look, I love these guys.

I play with them all the time.

We don't go hungry.

We just have fun and play.

I treat them

like they're all in my house.

I'm not throwing them

in some cage

and some boarding house

somewhere.

I know this doesn't look like your

fancy dog spa

with the fancy dog food.

And the massages.

Huh?

Massages?

Sir, I have been doing this

for 23 years.

15 weeks.

About 9 hours. 15 minutes.

Oh, and I forgot to tell you.

I'm on TV.

- You have a TV show?

- Yes I do.

Well, I kinda, I have a show.

Well no not really.

See it's on a TV show

but it's a TV show. There.

- Oh! A surveillance camera.

- Yes!

And you can take that and

plug it into the worldwide Internet.

You know. Contraption.

In fact my little cousin,

I thought he kept sending me

all these free movies

Turns out that I'm in them.

Hi mom. Whoa! I'm on TV.

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