Aloha, Scooby-Doo Page #2

To ward off the Wiki Tiki.

What exactly is a Wiki Tiki?

Everyone on the island

knows the Wiki Tiki...

...is an ancient spirit

who dwells on Mount Pulanana.

An ancient spirit?

He's said to be 1O,0O0 years old,

give or take a day.

And he must be appeased

with a human sacrifice.

Human sacrifice?

I'm afraid so.

Legend has it that long ago...

...the people of this island

would appease the Wiki Tiki...

...by sacrificing one of their own

into the volcano.

Wait a minute! I recognize you

from Surf Rider Magazine.

You're Manu Tuiama,

the big kahuna of Hanahuna. Wow!

Surfing's not that important

to me right now.

How would you feel

if your girlfriend had been kidnapped...

...and was about to be thrown

into a volcano?

Oh, sorry. But it's true.

The Wiki Tiki sent

its evil tikis as a warning.

They came, and they took Snookie.

Are you sure she was kidnapped?

Well, Snookie's no rocket scientist...

...but she definitely knows

her way around the island.

Now, Manu, Jared, Little Jim...

...if you keep up this silly

Wiki Tiki local-legend talk of yours...

...you're bound to scare off these

nice kids. Let me assure you...

...Hanahuna is 10O percent safe.

You're more likely

to get struck by lightning...

...than become some silly sacrifice.

Oh!

I still say you should ban mainlanders

from the surfing contest.

Now, now.

You kids know that

as your duly elected mayor...

...who got 51 percent of the votes...

...I have opened the contest

to include everyone this year.

Yeah, and now Snookie's

going to be sacrificed to the tiki spirit.

Oh, Manu. You and your colorful

island stories.

Tiki spirits, sacrifices.

What an imagination.

I'm sure that you've heard

that Hanahuna...

...scored an eight

on the island charm-o-meter.

The charm-o-meter was

my idea, you know.

Well, this tiki terror

doesn't sound too charming.

You don't get it. None of you do.

This isn't some kind ofjoke.

My Snookie's gone,

and now we're all in danger.

Manu is right.

We must not ignore the warnings...

...of the great and mighty Wiki Tiki.

Manu! Wait up!

Oh, poor Manu.

Look, another rainbow.

It's a paradise here in Hanahuna, isn't it?

If it's such a paradise,

then why is everyone leaving?

Yeah. They sure seem scared

of something.

Terrified is more like it.

And who wouldn't be terrified

of the horrible Wiki Tiki?

But I do hope you'll stay

for tonight's festivities.

Like, if it's all right with you,

we'd rather not be human sacrifices.

What kind of festivities?

Local realtors are sponsoring a wingding

with some entertainment and free food.

Like, you just said the magic words.

Well, gang, it looks like we've got

another mystery on our hands.

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