Almost Married Page #2

Synopsis: When Kyle returns from his stag-do with a sexually transmitted disease, he's left unable to have sex with his fiancée Lydia in the run-up to their wedding.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ben Cookson
Production: Liquid Noise Films
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
14%
TV-MA
Year:
2014
97 min
87 Views


I got one.

Three letters, starts with "V",

ending in "H".

Sexually Transmitted Disease.

- VAH... VUH...

- Almost complete the panel?

Only missing a hand, Dave.

Need the van to bring yogurt to Scotland.

I will not be here. When finished,

Take the rest of the week.

And do what?

Become a straw.

Make two.

Moreover, what if

jack off each other?

I'm giving a couple of days

. They should thank me.

Will paid days, Dave?

No, Jarvis, thought

straw sponsor them shared.

Five per head.

What do you think?

Come, help unload.

How many "C" is in "action"?

- I'll help with yogurt.

- What?

I said I'll help with yogurt.

As?

Removing lead paint?

I have a friend there.

- Where? The north of Scotland?

- Si.

Saving for your wedding.

Right, friend?

- There will be the normal pay.

- But cash, right?

Go on, then.

Then do not complain.

That only takes a couple of days.

What if I am not healed by then?

Chlamydia cured with a few pills.

Yes, but what if the test is positive?

Another thing.

Something seriously.

Not so.

Do not torment yourself.

In a few days we will laugh

all this.

And guests when

hear my best man speech.

Shut up, it's coming.

Thank you, baby.

Not have plans for this weekend.

I already made a commitment.

But bought meat and all.

I bought many things.

'll Help you with it if you want, Lydia.

Should have told me before.

- You say I'm guilty...

- It's not anyone's fault.

Can you come home at night?

'll Be miles away.

Dedicate myself to refuel.

- Can also help.

- F*** you, Jarvis.

Not that not need the money.

Do you think it will make a difference?

What do you mean by that?

Gano much as you.

Yes, when you have work.

'm Going to smoke a cigarette,

she bores me.

Maybe you remember

or where we were a year ago.

In Edinburgh.

May you remember where

you proposed marriage.

Where was, as I scary sh*t.

- Stay this weekend.

- Disappointed many people.

Do decepcionaras?

No I said in that tone.

I'm afraid has contracted chlamydia.

I do not have AIDS?

Both HIV tests were negative.

- And hepatitis A, B, and C...?

- No. You have chlamydia.

That thought when I came last week...

I see you've been prescribed

a course of antibiotics.

Means I'm cured, right?

Well, have you followed the instructions?

Two a day, no sex.

Symptoms diminished?

Your penis feels as if cold?

How stuffy nose, sore throat?

No!

My penis feels much better, thanks.

- Although we do not yet speak.

- Have a question?

Why not told me over the phone?

Keep politics.

That frightens patients.

Well, it helps us to put people back and...

can help the other party.

The carrier.

Well, actually it is not...

- Accessible.

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