Almost Friends Page #2

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Actually, I was sweeping.

That's right. Yeah, sweeping.

Yeah, you were sweeping,

come to think of it.

Hey, listen, I didn't mean to weird you

out or anything a couple of days ago.

It's fine.

You from... where are you...

where are you from?

- From here.

- Oh, yeah? Me too.

Oh, nice.

You in school, or...

Uh, well, I'm going to

college in the fall.

- Uh-huh.

- Yeah, I'm going to NYU.

That's a good one.

I've heard of that.

Uh, New York university.

Listen, I was just...

Okay, have a nice day!

So? She's coming

to the party, right?

Eh, whatever.

You know, she served me this latte

last week... it just was gross.

- Can we just get out of here?

- Yeah.

For here or to go?

To go.

What was that all about?

Just some guy.

You don't hide from

just some guy, so...

I have a boyfriend, so...

So it's not cheating just

to talk to the poor bastard.

Was I being mean?

I'm sorry, I'm just...

I don't know. I'm not really

good with stuff like that.

Stuff like what? Being nice?

Thank you, sir.

I hope you enjoy your beverage,

and have a wonderful day.

Yeah. Whatever.

You see? Nice.

- Okay. Listen. Stop.

- Baby.

- -Hey, can you get that?

Yeah!

How's it going, Jack?

It's going.

- Hey.

- Hi.

Be gentle. I'm queasy again.

Hey, do you mind if we go to

that new Italian place tonight?

I gotta get my carbs in

for tomorrow.

Well, I thought we were going to

Amanda's sister's thing tonight.

No, I can't.

I have to run tomorrow.

I don't know. I was

excited about tonight.

Come on. Don't be selfish.

Hey, we're going to some party

if you wanna come with us.

He doesn't wanna go.

Says who?

Okay, the address is on my desk,

but it's not your type of thing.

I'll be the judge of that.

Great.

See ya.

- Tell me what to do.

Ooh, somebody's smoking.

Here, just keep going straight.

Can you hold it? Thanks!

What's wrong with you?

What? Nothing.

No, something's

definitely wrong.

I told you you shouldn't

have had that second burger.

- You're literally sweating. -Are you

gonna come watch me run tomorrow?

- Or are you at the coffee shop?

- I'll come.

What happened with that girl

from the coffee shop?

I don't know what

you're talking about.

The one you were

practically stalking.

Ben said he waited for like an hour for

you to finally say something to her

and you totally pussed out.

I really, really, really don't

wanna talk about this right now.

What's wrong with you?

Nothing. I'm just...

Just trying to concentrate

on giving myself an aneurysm.

You're so weird.

- You okay?

- I'm fine, yeah.

- Excuse me. You are sexy.

- Thank you.

- What's your name?

- Thank you.

Oh, you're sexy.

No, you are sexy.

- Hey, what's up, Todd?

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