All Through the House Page #2

You'll love it.

I promise you.

Keep your eyes closed.

Now open.

Surprise.

Don't blame Sarah, okay?

I put her up to this

because you wouldn't

take my phone calls.

What?

Merry Christmas.

[Footsteps approaching,

screaming, giggling]

[Laughing]

Close your eyes

and open your mouth.

I got a big package

ready for delivery.

[Both laughing]

Are you feeling adventurous?

I thought having sex

while your parents were gone

was adventurous.

[Bells jingling]

What's that?

Adventure.

[Giggling]

No.

What are you doing?

Oh, you aren't scared, are you?

What if there's an emergency?

Then we create a safe word.

And then if things

get too wild for you

just say the safe word

and I'll stop.

All right, what about...

- "Jingle balls"?

- [Laughing]

Uh.

You are so helplessly cute.

I'll be right back

with a big surprise.

[Kisses]

Hurry up.

F***ing b*tch.

Ah, f***.

What the f***, man.

[Gasps]

[Music box playing]

What the...?

Why don't I wear the costume?

You know, you're always

on top, right?

[Floorboard creaking]

What's behind your back?

Is it gonna make me scream?

[Labored breathing]

Jingle balls.

Jingle balls!

Jingle balls!

Jingle balls!

Jingle balls!

Jingle balls!

- [Snips]

- [Screaming]

[Screaming]

[Hyperventilating]

[Screaming]

[Girls laughing]

Yeah, check 'em out.

[Laughs]

What the hell happened?

You just left me.

Just stop blaming your mom

for everything

that's wrong in your life.

I'm not gonna leave you

like she did.

I wish I wasn't so scared.

[Mrs. Garrett] Come to

the table, darling.

Dinner is ready.

You are such a lovely,

lovely girl.

And your mother loves you

so very, very much.

She loves you

because you are perfect.

Absolutely...

Perfect.

You really should eat, dear.

[Gasps]

[Sighs]

What did you say to me?

Just once I would like

to have a nice dinner

without you

picking a fight with me.

You always find some way

to ruin my appetite.

Maybe next time

you can make the dinner

and I'll berate

your cooking skills.

Would you like that?

And you haven't even

said anything

about how I look tonight.

Men.

You're all alike.

You are going to pay for that.

I thought

I was doing you a favor.

Oh, you wanna do me a favor.

[Laughs]

Fine.

I got a job for you tonight.

A job?

You mean like work?

I don't work.

[Both laughing]

[Engine starts]

[Knocking on door]

Hi, Mrs. Garrett.

Gia Wilson,

and Sarah Hayes.

I remember you both.

Please.

Wow.

Are you going somewhere?

Oh.

You ran off so fast,

I forgot to tell you.

I have a date tonight.

It's not a big deal.

I should only be gone

a couple hours.

- [Laughs] -That's

pretty fast for a woman

who hasn't left a house

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