All The Boys Love Mandy Lane

this weekend.

My kingdom.

So I ask you, gentlemen,

am I the shit?

To which I reply, yes, I am.

But will she come?

(they pant)

Hey!

Hi.

Chloe! Chloe, listen.

- F*ck off, Red.

- Is she in?

I'm working on it.

- (blows whistle)

- Let's water up!

What's up, man?

(pants) She better come, dude.

(friend) She'll be there.

And I got first dibs.

Yeah, we'll see about that.

I can see your nipples.

Obviously.

- How do you get 'em that hard?

- It's a secret.

(whoops) You go, Mandy Lane!

# Talking about us, telling lies

# Well, that's a surprise

# Can you see them?

See right through them?

# They have no shield,

nothing must be revealed

# It doesn't matter what they say

# In the jealous games people play

(he gasps)

# Our lips are sealed

- (girls cheer)

- (Emmet) Mandy!

Finished it.

Not now, Emmet.

Um, Mandy's, like, busy.

She doesn't have time for love poems.

Creepy boy.

Can't he take a fucking hint?

Not friend any more.

(Chloe) Go jump off a roof, Emmet.

(laughter)

Check out what I just got.

Is it contagious?

Does it explain that thing

on your face?

(laughs)

(mimics her laugh) Whatever,

smarty-cunt. Seriously, check it out.

Tasty, huh?

Marlin, don't get me wrong,

but you're all pudge.

That thing's gonna get lost

in the folds.

I'm not fat.

OK.

I think it's nice, Marlin.

Hey! You're coming this weekend,

right?

- Right.

- You OKed it with your aunt?

- I will.

- Well, you'd better.

You only finish junior year once.

(Red) Shit, dude!

She's coming.

She's coming to my ranch, dude!

Hey, Jake? Hmm?

I got first dibs though.

(laughs)

No, you don't!

Say it again, man. Say it again.

I don't need to say it again.

I only say things once.

Emmet's not going, is he?

No.

Bird's going.

Hold on! How many boys are going?

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