All Saints Page #2

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You get me something shiny?

No, no, no. Don't give me that look.

That's a favor for Mary O.

Michael, you're not here to perform CPR.

I'm here to be a pastor,

and if passing out a few flyers

helps my congregation feel

they can let their church go,

I'm gonna do it.

You might actually be good at this.

(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

Everybody's hungry, Mya.

It's why we need the welfare.

We'll go when the translator comes

to help the new families, okay?

Sir, the translator is on his way.

Yes, we need also other thing.

We have...

15 new family. We need bed, clothes, dishes.

- Sir...

- We need job.

This is not an employment office

or a Goodwill store.

Finally. This is...

Ye Win.

(SPEAKING KOREAN)

I'm sorry?

Wait. Are you Korean?

Excuse me.

Is he even Korean?

He said he was.

I'm not Korean. Karen.

From Burma, next to Thailand.

So you don't speak, um... whatever?

It's 2,000 miles from Korea.

(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

Can you walk Mya home?

(SIGHS)

(PEOPLE MURMURING)

(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

The new flyers actually worked.

Hello. I'm Michael.

- Ye Win.

- Welcome.

Hi. I'm Michael.

Nice to see you.

(HORN BLARING)

Hello. Welcome.

Let's get started.

No, just for the next

few Sundays, could you just

reroute your trucks? Okay?

Until we're gone.

No. I'm all in favor

of Harlowe Fresh salads going

wherever it is Harlowe Fresh salads go.

You don't put a sign out

like that on Sunday. Come on.

I thought Forrest was gonna

run over me with that truck.

I'm pretty sure you go

straight to hell for that,

running down your preacher.

Mary O., she seemed all right, I guess.

You are so sweet sometimes, you know that?

Sweet as sweet tea.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!

Hang on, now. You need some moola.

We have welfare, but many new family

sleep on floor,

not enough food for their children.

Well, maybe one of the bigger churches

- might be able to...

- We are Anglican.

I didn't know Korea had many...

Karen. From Burma.

We, er...

Were occupied by the British.

We learn about Jesus Christ from the British.

- The Anglicans?

- Yes.

We are Anglican Church.

Episcopalian.

Well, here's the thing, Ye Win.

All Saints is broke.

We're... we're closing

the church, we're broke.

What is "broke"?

Yes, Bishop, I understand that.

Oh, of course I do.

It's just... Until we find a buyer,

I think we have an obligation.

Oh, come on, it's three Burmese farmers.

How much of a drain could it be?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Oh, the bishop's gonna hang me

from the steeple.

Maybe we can still help them.

Honey, it's farmers from the Bronze Age

who can't even afford shoes.

Oh.

Well, my point remains,

it's way more people than I thought.

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